My wife made me grab this from our Little Library because, "It's so you!" And she's so right! Stay tuned for facts, losers!

Well, I'm definitely not a strawberry poison frog. #Fact

Fun, related NOM fact. In grade school, a girl clocked me in the forehead with a rock. In high school, I wanted to have sex with her.

I finally understand how Brexit passed?

Also, that's a weird way to learn that I'm British. Anyway, keeping with the British #facts.

Chimpanzees have been on Twitter altogether too long.

You probably thought I forgot about facts. Well damn it, facts are more important than ever so here goes!

Hard to believe a meringue has as many calories as lying motionless for 3-5 minutes, staring at boobs.

Some facts cause one to bite their tongue before realizing they cannot be improved upon.

Goddamn it; I thought I was somewhat special.

For all* of the Norwegians who follow me.

*3 of them

This is goddamn terrifying.

Fact of particular interest to @ECLamb. Even money she already knew it though.

ATTENTION TEA TWITTER

This is a fact you may already have, but just in case!