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i will be starting a thread of all the funny and weird things my modern world teacher says
âiâm not sure if iâm allowed to say this, but cyberbullies are cowards and pussies that are too weak to do things in personâ
âone day my boyfriend came up to me in college and said that we couldnât hang out anymore. i said âwhyâ and he said âiâm getting marriedââ
âthis girl in brooklyn tried to punch me but i was too swift and dodged her and was like ânaw bitch you ainât tryin me!ââ
âooh donât sneak up behind me! i know how to fight! i have 11 brothers and will karate chop your head right off!â
âi would rather hear someone say âi smoke weedâ than âiâd never wear something from another cultureââ
âLeonardo DiCaprio was the boy back in the dayâ
âyou callin me funny as in âhahaâ funny or funny as in âiâm stupidâ?â
âsuch nice french [insert throat noises here]â
âhold my hoops...square up after school boyâ
âoh thatâs a ghost? i thought it was the outline of a girlâ - on the topic of snapchat
âyesterday, no not yesterday, 3 yesterdays agoâ
âmy baby daddy president obamaâ
âmichelleâs just holding down the fort...the dog was her idea!â
â[obamaâs] african, he has 2 wives, iâm the younger oneâ
âyou know iâm blind, i canât hearâ
ââlearn something new everydayâ used to be my motto but now i donât give a f*ckâ
âyâall hookup now- sorry hookup means something different nowâ
âwho is that stupid fool? whatâs his name? oh yeah Rudy Giulianiâ
â @aliciakeys...i almost licked her face sheâs so pretty...i was like âiâm gonna touch you now, iâm gonna hug youâ and the security guards were staringâ
âus chaperones didnât get invited to the dinner, those bastardsâ
ânext time iâm chased by wolves, iâll just sing a songâ
âis that because iâm black? huh?â
âi found a boyfriend for one day- his name was Sethâ âone day i asked âseth are you married?â and he said âyesâ - he reminded me of one of my little brothersâ
âmake sure they didnât write âms. barclays a bitch i hope sheâs dead tomorrowâ on their papersâ
âjust reach over the table and go âpowâ in grandmas earâ
âi think itâs rude when people dictate to spend my moneyâ - on black friday shopping
âiâd like to exclude myself from anything americanâ
calm down itâs not like iâm asking for your first bornâ
âthose of you that donât believe in god, i feel sorry for youâ
âiâm just stretching, thatâs my karate moveâ
âwhat are those crack donuts? oh yeah krispy kremeâ
âi love asian stuffâ
âhappy new year, happy hanukkah, shish kabob, all that good stuffâ
âiâm not french, but iâm sure as hell thatâs not how you say thatâ
âiâm not asking for your first born...yetâ
âhe sounds like arnold schwarzenegger trying to speak frenchâ
end of thread since i wonât ever see her again. thank you ms. barclay for the endless hours of entertainment from all your very interesting comments in class 
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