Can South African girls stop finishing all the nice Congolese men 😭 My mom expects me to bring one home but how will I if you dating them all 💔😭
Lerato won’t cook fufu & pondu for you 😭😭
She doesn’t even know the steps to Loi or sings along to Gaou. She only know Davido & Burna Boy.
And you know damn well your mom doesn’t know English 😭 How will she talk to your wife? Please.
Then you spending your December in Eastern Cape eating umphokoqo instead of Kinshasa enjoying Kwanga💔 I hate to see it.
Relax! It’s all a joke. I’m trolling.
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