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Ok, so my bestie Jason ( @tstrike78) is getting me started on Doctor Who. Let’s see if I enjoy it and if it furthers my fascination with the UK. #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Ok... I’m ready!!! Let’s go!! “Rose” Episode 1.

I’ll get dinner later. I want to start this now.

This is making me miss London even more

These mannequins are moving!!!!!

The Doctor just shot her mum down... LMAO. He was SWIFT with that “no”!!!!!

THE ARM IS ALIVE!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!

The infamous blue telephone box... ok.. I get it now!!! #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Ok... so you actually OPEN a trash can that you see moving by itself and now you stuck and getting eaten.

You big dummy.

GIRL DONT YOU SEE HE’S PLASTIC... LOOK AT HIS EDGE UP!!! HE LOOK ASHY!!!!!! #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

This man is headless...in a restaurant... knocking tables over with these large flat hands and I’m cackling!!!

TARDIS..

Time and relative dimension in space.

B*ITCH I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING!!!!!! That’s what y’all be calling the blue telephone box thingy.. ok now we cooking with grease!!

So all of the Doctor’s are aliens?

Rose just made a stupid decision. Jesse is weak and dumb.

Ok Rose now you’re thinking..

Im enjoying the mixing of races on this show. The Doctor just blew his breath on the black tree lady (gift of air from his lungs) and she got all hot and bothered and ohhhh child could I relate!!!

This “iPod” plays music from Earths greatest composers.. *Tainted Love plays*

Why is the Doctor being evasive about who he is?

So SOMEBODY ruined it by telling me the aliens had gas... @tstrike78

Doctor Who is getting so good!!

So the Dalek and the Time Lords fought in a war?

Wait....he loves Rose? The Doctor loves Rose?? Y’all heard that right?!?!!!

So the Dalek is mutating because Rose touched him...making him no longer Dalek. He can feel emotions now...and now he thinks he has a sickness because he has sympathy....wooooooo child this is hitting close to home!!! #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

I need to find out more about this great great time war!!!!

SIMON PEGG IS IN THE NEXT EPISODE

And they have a new partner!! Adam!!! The Doctor has two friends and isn’t so alone.

What do Doctor Who fans call themselves? Whooligans?!?! @tstrike78

Adam is a wimp... yeesh.

Adam is getting chipped? Like what?

Ohhhhh lord she saved her dads life and now everything has changed OMMMMGGGGG

#BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Girl what you gonna do in 1987?!?!

The TARDIS!!!!!!!!! Omg, this is my favorite episode so far.

Yep, crying... full on tears. Rose hugging her dad did me in...

“Ordinary people are the most important”

SOMEBODY COME HOLD ME THIS EPISODE HAS ME GETTING VERKLEMPT!!!!!

He is seeing that car circle the block... LAWD have mercy.

@tstrike78 @Themysciran

I told y’all to be on the watch and be my support system while I watch this and y’all asses are asleep.

He is sacrificing himself.... ok... I need a Xanax

Episode 9... Rose has wandered off and got herself into trouble again!!

Good thing I’ve got snacks!!!

#BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Who is this child’s mommy?!?!

Captain Jack is fine!!!!

Wait is he a time traveler too?!?!

Why isn’t Rose asking him questions?!?!!

The Doctor?!?!!!! There is another one????????

WHO IS TYPING?!?!!

Episode 11!! The gassy aliens are back! #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

“Off we go into time and space!!”

*Me and @tstrike78 doing our secret handshake.*

Captain Jack giving orders and the Doctor is looking at him like..

#DoctorWho #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Bad Wolf!!!!! I’ve heard that before!!!!!

The Doctor isn’t falling for any of her tricks.... LOL!

Why does her name have to be “Blonde”???

That’s my name!!!!

So Mickey got a new girlfriend but he trying to have a last hoorah with Rose at a hotel?!?! #DoctorWho #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Christopher Eccleston’s voice and accent...

I was getting tired of Mickey anyway...

Episode 12... everyone is somehow in a game show. Bad Wolf has just been mentioned again!

Yep... Captain Jack is definitely pansexual

Ohhhhh nooooo!!!! The Dalek’s are back!!!!!

WHAT IS THE DOCTOR DOING?!?!!

IM NOT GONNA CRY
IM NOT GONNA CRY

IM NOT GONNA CRY
IM NOT GONNA CRY

EVERYBODY GOTTA DIE?!??!!

Die as a human or leave as a Dahlek

#DoctorWho #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

This episode is hitting home... all the tears.

They kissed?!??? Rose you lucky bitch!!!!!

Ok David Tenant you may be a cutie but you’ve got VERY BIG SHOES TO FILL!!!

I MISS CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON !

I’m legit sobbing... like why? Why they gotta change Doctors like that?

You deadass right now? Just gonna take away my boyfriend?

This is freaking dumb bro!! This show is playing with my emotions son!!

What if I don’t like this David Tenant?? He don’t even got big ears!!

It’s like @tstrike78 has introduced me to crack or something.

That last “line” burned like hell but I need another hit!!

No breaks!! I gotta keep going!!

#DoctorWho #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Ok...Christmas Invasion episode!!

It’s a tree tornado!!!!

See...David Tennant already messing up. Sleeping on the job!!!

#DoctorWho #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Side note... I hope whoever is reading this thread is enjoying these Black ass memes I’m using to watch this White ass British show. That’s peak Black excellence. *chefs kiss*

“This new hand is a fighting hand!”

Ok that made me chuckle.

Newbie Whovian’s log:

One episode into season two and I’m not impressed with this David Tennant.

“Definitely the same Doctor” my arse. #DoctorWho #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Episode four of season two....*yawns*.

Gotta be honest I’m not enjoying these episodes as much as I did last season.

Who is this Sarah Jane Smith person?

#BlondieDoesDoctorWho

She’s from old Doctor Who, I’ll google her later.

Dang.. this episode has me craving chips/fries.

Doctor Who never mentioned Sarah... he “don’t love these hoes.”

The Doctor Who theme song has been playing in my head all morning. Time to throw a tuna melt in a skillet and get back to my show.

The girl in the fireplace has been the only episode I’ve enjoyed this season. It was beautiful yet sad.

I didn’t live tweet it because I was completely enraptured by it.

I’m not feeling Mickey being so involved this season. They should’ve left him back home

Ok, here we go.. the rise of the cyber man

Rose dad is alive in a parallel universe!!!

Ok... See this is why Mickey gets on my nerves. Now he done got caught.....by himself smh.

So they just gonna electrocute the black president? Ok, cool.

Ok, so glad Mickey is staying. And Rose constantly looking for her dad makes me want to go into a corner and cry.

The Idiots Lantern episode wasn’t so bad.
The Doctor takes such good care of Rose, always looking out for her and protecting her. #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

We must feed... we must feed..... You if you are hungry. LMFAO

This episode is off to a good start.

The Tardis is gone... lawd have mercy!!!

This episode is dope!!!

The voice of the beast is kinda sexy!!!

The ood got tired of being slaves.. Rose tried to tell y’all...

Ohhhhhh this episode is scary!!!!!

Toby still got the beast in him... omg!

The story of how I died??? ROSE!!!!!!!!!

Wait...where are they?!?!!!

These last two episodes are going to have me in my feelings... I just know it #BlondieDoesDoctorWho

Rose’s mama gets on my nerves...ugh.

CYBERMEN!!!!!

Annnnnnddddd the Dahlek are back!?!?

DESIGNATE THE LEAST IMPORTANT!!!!!

David (Number 10) does have a nice swagger though.. I’ll give him that. ... the stroll with the hands in the pockets..

All those daft ideas... made me rich

I don’t care about that.... how rich?

LMAAOOOOO Jackie I get it!!!!

“I made my choice a long time ago and I’m never gonna leave you.”

Can I get somebody to tell me that and MEAN IT?!!!?!

Ok... sobbing to the point that I’m shaking because the goodbye between Rose and The Doctor hit too close to home...

She “died” in the other world because she is now in the parallel universe.
But she also “dies” because she leaves her life behind that she had with the doctor.

To be without him, no longer seeing the stars and being a simple shopgirl is a death.

Yep.... I’m taking a break.

This hit me worse than when Christopher left....reminds me of how my life is after divorce. And I can’t....