anyway im gonna watch the vaguely horny british goth probably gay movie. idk if its gay actually my brain just told me i had to say "horny british goth gay movie" instead of "horny british goth movie" or id d word

im gonna livetweet it here fuck it. nyway i havent started the movie yet i cant even find 123movies help me god

is there a speciifc reason the universal intro is blood fucking red. is someone gonna d word. im scared johnny

wait. the moVIE IS LITERALLY CALLED //CRIMSON// PEAK WH AM I SURPRISED THE UNIVERSAL INTRO IS //CRIMSON// im a fucking dumbass gkljeglkjelgkjeo anyway

isnt komaeda in this movie? i think komaeda's in this movie. i know for sure komaeda is in this movie

oh this is rlly spooky apparently its a horror movie? it has horror in the tags. neat. i hope komaeda jumpscares me :)

OGILVIE? THERES A FUCKER NAMED OGILVIE????? FUCKNNG OGIVLIE GOJMWGIOMJWIOG IM GONNA SHIT MSELF WHY OGILVIE. I GET ITS AN OLD SCHOOL NAME BUT COME ON OF ALL FUCKING NAMES YOU COUDVE FUCKING CHOSEN

isnt ogilvie like... a disease where ur asshole like.....expands...... ogilvie syndrome...

the subtitles are slightly out of sync with the movie and its bothering me so MUCH........... i am but atapeworm

Hm.

*autotuned baby screaming nightcored*

GERALDIBUS'S FUCKING LEG CAME OFF DURING A RLLY INTENSE SCENE IM GOING OT SCREAM

ok i got his leg back on thank god but SERIOUSLY THE FUCKNG TIMING WKLGJWLKGJKLW

THE OLD GUY GOT HIS FUCKING HEAD BASHED IN AND IM 99% SURE IT WAS Him(TM) WHO DID IT IM GONIG TO FIUCKING LOSE IT

someone, somewhere: bash my skull into the sink daddy

IF I HAVE TO WATCH Him(TM) MAKE OUT WITH THIS FUXKINBG LADY FOR ANY LONGER I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING APESHIT FERAL IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND I CANT TAKE IT

if theres a fucking sex scene after this im gonna fucking actually scream i cant take it im at my limit i have 7 notifications and im shaking

shitty photo but HORSES also that sounds like a shitty misspelling of cumberbings name

couldnt get a pic but THERE WAS A PUPY.... I LOV PUPY........

i feel like im going ape shitt

i forgot this movie was supposed to be spooky? bc i have 1 brain cell? then something spooky happens and im like Oh Worm

i like the spooky parts bc threy dont make me wanna get on all fours and start foaming at the mouth like a rabid animal who spends all day eating dirt and browsing tumblr

WHY ARE THEY MAKING OUT AGAIN IM GOING TO GO FERAL!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO GET ON ALL FOURS AND BITE SOMENOES EYELASHES OFF IM GOING TO GO WGOFWMFKWGFWGeg

I Will Destroy Horny People And Horniness Itself As A Feeling. I Will Buy The Rights To Gibby From iCarly.

I THINK THEYRE GONNA FUCK NOW IM SO UPSET IM SO FUCKINGWGKOWGNIW WHY MUST GOD DO THIS TO ME IM SO FERAL IM GOING TO RIP MY ORGANS OUT LIKE A MAGICIAN PULLING SCARVES OR WHATEVER OUT OF A TOP HAT FUCK FUCK FUCK

ok thank god they didnt fuck glkjegkljegkle if it was gonna get any worse than that i'd probably scream and concern my family, which would lead to me forcing myself to explain why im screaming. fuck

tag urself im the puppy that u can barely see bc of the lighting idk

ew 123movies is buffering like hell

ok the ghosts in this movie are like genuinely terrifying?

do british ppl say depot differently or something bc im used to hearing it pronounced like dee-poht not deh-poht?? home depot?

STOP MAKING OUT PLEASE IM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU

if this is a sex scene im gonna fucking scream im legit gonna scream i cant tfuckign take it I AM LITERALLY LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD

I HAVE MY SONS KOMAEDA JR AND GERALDIBUS WITH ME IF THEY START FUCKING IM GONNA SCREAM I CANT EXPOSE THEM TO THIS SORT OF HORNY CONTENT THEYVE SEEN ENOUGH ALREADY IM SHAKING

listen. im gonna be straight up with yall tonite. there is NOTHING more fucking terrifying than having to watch a character played by an actor you probably are horny for eat some lady out in a movie. i cant fucking take it i am literally going to go Bonkers

you guys know that video of the methdead emoji breathing heavily, loading a gun, and shooting the screen? thats ohw i fucking feel watching this scene im going to go fucking feral fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

MOTHERFUCKER I JUST SAW HIS ASS I AM SO FUCKING

THE HORNY SCENE IS OVER IM FINALLY FREE.. the damage cant be undone though FUCK somehow i knew thered be a horny scene once i saw this movie was rated nc-17 fuck fuck fuck FUCK

theres like... half an hour left hhkhkrokhrokhrkohr

I KEEP TRYING TO FUCKING UNPAUSE IT BUT POPUPS KEEP COMING UP AND MY PC KEEPS LAGGING LIKE A BITCH GOD!!!!!

heheheehehehee he siad PUSSYcat heheeeeeheeeee pussy heeehehee pussy destroyer heeheeeee clussy. clown pussy. im so fucking hungry

oh so he poisoned people? im trying so fucking hard not to make a horny joke about this i swear to god

some fucker, somewhere, at mcdonadls: poison my tea and k word me daddy

pretty sure the ladys about to d word now, damn right after they fucked too

shit dad's home. pls dont barge in dad im BEGIGNG you

oh i guess it was the sister who was poisoning ppl?? unless they both did it??? idk

ANOTHER HORNY SCENE SOMEONE BREAK ALL MY BONES K WORDING ME INSTANTLY ALREADY BEFORE I DO SOMETHING ILL REGRET. HACK MY ROBLOX ACCOUNT PLEASE

oh damn the blonde lady d worded... so the moral to this story is, dont fuck ratsexy british men or youll get cucked and fall to your d//th. *gir voice* im gonna sing mr brightside now

NVM SHES ALIVE well either way. youll break all ur bones thats the moral to the story

god this website is so damn laggy its giving me a headache

oh! someone got stabbed!

some fucking worm on a string, out there, somewherer, at your local subway: stab me daddy

oh! she said the fuck word!

BLONDE LADY STABBED THE SISTER LADY OH SHIT

dad stop barging in im trying to be a rat

He(TM) got stabbed and idk how to feel abt it bc in this movie hes like. mega bastard? help

UGH NOT IN THE FACE TOO ;;

if i had a dollar for every time i had to pause bc the website im using is laggy as fuck id be rich and i could buy the rights tog ibby gibson

oh! hes a ghost now!!!! wig!!!!!!!!

the movies over!!!!!! im wig!!! here are my Thots on the movie
-it was more heterosexual than i thought itd be but ill change that :) youll see :) :)
-i need a callout post
-it was. a lot darker than i thot itd be???? i didnt think there'd be fucking m/ ur d/er jesus

-when i first heard about this movie i thot it was a detective movie, fun fact
-my head hurts
-overall uhhh. 7/10 too much water. the horny scenes made me go ape Shitt
im now going to get brain surgery :)

heres a moodboard for the many emotions i felt during this film!