Bus thread
Date: September 23, 2019
Meat: Hard
Why: I still don't know
Second time today btw
Date: September 25, 2019
Meat: normal @ 12:31 pm, hard @ 1:06 pm, @ 3:40 pm, @ 5:16 pm
Why: I still don't know. Startin to feel like '00 Undertaker.
@ 5:27 pm
October 2, 2019. 3:22

My shit hard as hell not gon lie lol
Schmeat on a cool 65% rn
Meat at a low mid 43% rn
Moved up to 60% outta nowhere
And just like that we at 50%
Approaching full erection. We at a flaccid 78%
We sittin at a cool 34%. Partially cloudy today as well
Cruisin at a mild 82%. Thinkin of her sister smh
It's been awhile. Steadily rising. No sign of it stopping atm
Inexplicably erect
Like Shaq at the free throw, I'm on BRICK
Like Deku shoes, once again I am on brick
January 16, 2020 . 12:09 pm

Meat on 10....percent
Jan 28, 2020. Feel like I'm a plant goin through photosynthesis. My stem is rising as I bask in this sunlight
Yes it is
You don't even wanna know who I'm thinking about right now. I FUCKING NEED IT
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