JR: And it looks like Corbyn is gonna win...
LAWLER: Who's that running out?
JR: It's Lansman! His tagteam partner!
LAWLER: Wait but
JR: He's got a steel chair!
LAWLER: LANSMAN HITS CORBYN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
JR: Incredible scenes here at the Brighton arena ladies and gentlemen https://twitter.com/jonlansman/status/1176061846656360448
LAWLER: Why is he doing this JR?
JR: Well Jerry, as those who watched NEC Live on Saturday night will tell you, Lansman wasn't happy when Corbyn intervened in his NEC 39-way Rumble
LAWLER: Are you saying all is not good in the Legion of Lexit, JR?
JR: It seems that way.
LAWLER: What does this mean further down the card?
JR: I don't think we know Jerry. But with UNISON breaking with the Legion this means you'd have to be mad not to stay tuned!
LAWLER: Hold on JR, I'm hearing Mean Gene is down there in the dressing room with Lansman!
MEAN GENE: Yes I am, Jerry! Jon Lansman. Steel chair to your best friend?! What is going on here? Has Tom Watson's Blairt Foundation finally turned your head?
LANSMAN: No it hasn't Mean Gene. First off I wanna say that Corbyn is my friend
MEAN GENE: You hit him with a steel chair
LANSMAN: Yes I did Mean Gene but Jeremy is my BROTHER and he needs to wake up. Mean Gene I have kept quiet and watched as Murphy and McCluskey...
MEAN GENE: The other members of the Legion of Lexit?
LANSMAN: Yes they are Mean Gene, as Murphy and McCluskey have corrupted my friend
MEAN GENE: You mean Tom Watson got to them?!
LANSMAN: I don't know that Mean Gene. I mean maybe but all I know Mean Gene is that my friend, my best buddy, he's no longer himself Mean Gene.
MEAN GENE: And that's why you hit him with a steel chair
LANSMAN: Yes I did Mean Gene.
MEAN GENE: So do you have a message you want to send to Corbyn right now?
LANSMAN: Yes I do Mean Gene and it is this: YOU GOTTA WISE UP BUDDY. You gotta take control over the Legion of Lexit or... or...
MEAN GENE: Are you challenging Corbyn to a match?!
LANSMAN: No sir Mean Gean!
LANSMAN: No sir. I'm challenging Murphy and McCluskey, Mean Gene! I challenge them to a 'Leaver loses town match! Here! Tonight! Live at the Brighton Arena!'
MEAN GENE: Well that's incredible news. Back to the studio
LAWLER: Thanks Mean Gene
JR: Incredible news
LAWLER: Incredible
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