A
#brexit story with
#flags, in english, with the amazing translation of
@240185 1950
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"We got our ass kicked badly this time. Never do this again, eh?"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Ach, Ich agree"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
ceases Occupation of Saarland
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
cast ECSC
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
invite
![Flagge der Niederlande 🇳🇱](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f1.png)
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"WTF, what's that shit?"
Later
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts Common Agricultural Policy
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
forgets Customs Fees
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
fusions with ECSC and Euratom
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts Community Executive Power
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Please, can I come?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Die"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"B-but…"
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
join
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Welcome… Hey, One's missing!"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"Nah, I don't like you actually"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Whatever"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Ill man of Europe
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Winter of Discontent
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"HELP!!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts Financial help
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
replenishes itself
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Iron Lady
Even later
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts European Parliament elected by Direct Universal Suffrage
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
slains Dictatorship of Colonels
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
drops Salazar
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"May I come?"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
joins
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
![Flagge von Spanien 🇪🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1f8.png)
drops Franco
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
"What about us?"
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
join
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
drops EFTA
EFTA: "Waaaah, nobody loves me :'("
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You're ugly and useless"
EFTA: "Fuck you, you created me!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I don't know who you are, madam; I never saw you"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
finished Healing with Financial Help
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Burp."
Even laterer
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Well, everyone needs to contribute to the budget so newcomers can develop and help deindustrialised regions."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts European Budget
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"What!? I must pay to drink here?!"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Here we go… Care to stop being annoying?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"NO!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Iron Mule
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I want my money back"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"No"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
sulks
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts obstruction diplomacy
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
is paralyzed!
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Fuck, you're annoying"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Punk's not dead"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"B-but…"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
drops Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I don't want your shitty euro. I'm keeping my pound."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"As you wish"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Don't want it"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Yeah, understood. You're not entitled to."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Really don't want it"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You're annoying."
Even laterererer
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Everything has been liberalized, but my people is gritty. What will I say to them?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Europhobic press
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts European diktat
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts It's not me, it's Brussels
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Huh? But you decided with us!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Shut up, it's technical."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
gets European disinterest
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Move your ass here, we're gonna get Saddam"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Why?"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Shut up, it's technical."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
casts Evidence of Weapons of Mass Destruction
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
undergoes Stupid war for bad reasons
![Flagge des Irak 🇮🇶](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f6.png)
"¡Ay Caramba!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
undergoes Discontent
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
undergoes Freedom Fries
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Fuck, this will blow up on our faces."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Nah, I handle it."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts con't care about anything
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
casts Subprimes
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"We are rich!"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
gets lehman brothers
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Uh, no, we are poor."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
casts Global Recession as a gift
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Grrr, OK."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Nope. Don't like 'em. Euro does not even concern me."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You took advantage and this crisis is your fault too, with your shitty Banking regulations. Come help!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Nah."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I want an Europe à la carte anyway."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Duh?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I wanna take what I like, leave you what I don't like, and I want to pay even less."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Are you aware this is a package?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah. So what?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You know, treaties and all that stuff. You must contribute."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Gonna sulk…"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Stop it!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts Massive Financial Help
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Easy with my money, eh?"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"Argh, you're so mean!"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"What if everyone paid taxes in your country?"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"B-but…"
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
cast Painful Reforms
![Flagge von Island 🇮🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f8.png)
drops Bankers in Jail
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Let's talk about me, would ya?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Are you in Dire Straits?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Nah. Why?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Well?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Sorry, not sorry. Everything is on fire!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I don't love you anyway. You never were my mother!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"WTF?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Promises of Referendum
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"I have a bad feeling about this"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Nah, they're not THAT dumb!"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"We're actually talking about people who eat English food and enjoy it."
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Nah, there are limits…"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Referendum
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Oh, no, no."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Are you going to spit on all we brought you in order to be alone?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I am the eternal England!"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"HEY!!!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Shut up you underlings, I'm in command"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"They can't be possibly doing that?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"You don't know them."
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"It's not rationally possible. Can you imagine the mess?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Vote
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
gets Brexit
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Punk's not dead"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Scheiße"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Told you so."
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"It's not possible to be THAT dumb!"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Hold my beer."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
casts Donald J. Trump
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Oh."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Never felt so FREE! I can do whatever I want now!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Article 50
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
"I had something called the Good Friday Agreement."
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
: "Hey."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Shut up you underlings, I'm in command"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts Michel Barnier
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts European Unity
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts Preparing to Negotiate
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You have two years."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Promises of Super Duper Agreement
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Big Fiesta
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
gets Hangover
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
drops Boris Johnson
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
drops Nigel Farage
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Where are all those nitwits who promised me all the good things?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, let's do as usual: making it a mess."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Dissension on
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
is immune
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"WHAT! You were supposed to be an antivaxx!"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Nah, it's me. Everyone has a dumb side."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
gets Lateness
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
gets Incompetent Ministers
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
gets Paralyzed Political Affairs
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Well, let's prepare for this, eh?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts Moving European Institutions
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
casts Customs in Calais
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Ha ha! Told you that I could sign agreements!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
gets Agreement with New Zealand
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Don't you have something more important to do?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Nah."
![Flagge der Schweiz 🇨🇭](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ed.png)
"I don't know how you can keep cool. Even I would have kicked his ass, and I am a pacifist."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You're not helping."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"EU sucks, Brexit rocks!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Is it the party for annoying people?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Told you s…"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Say it and I will Article 50 your face."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Whining for delay
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"OK, but work seriously this time."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Wanking
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I'm gonna kill him"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I want to say a thing."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Fuck at last."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I want out."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"OK, I didn't want it in first place, but now, please do."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"What will you give me to get out?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Huh? Are you fucking kidding me?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"I have this idea of an European army…"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Don't tempt me, this is not the time. But keep this idea, just in case."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"If you don't give me something, I'll sulk."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Can I hit him?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Whining for a last delay
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"This is the last, and now work really seriously now."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Boris Johnson
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Now I know what depression means."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Hey buddy! *fart*"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Hey my friend! *fart*"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"*farts and lol and trade agreement*"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Do you mind?"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
casts Tariffs on
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well done lol."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You're affected too."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"HahaWHAT"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Punk's not dead"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, you won't give me anything. Hey, Ireland, it's bullshit. Drop the good friday Agreement."
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
"HEY!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Not in your dreams."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"It's your fault if we don't have an agreement. Not mine."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I'm not paid enough."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I'm warning you, on the 31st of October, it's O-VER."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You can't say what I have to do. If I'm doing a No-Deal, I'm free to do it!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Hello, I'm the Parliament and I don't agree with what he said."
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Is it Inside Out?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Nah, it's nothing. Nobody. You want no deal, you'll get it."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I actually heard someone."
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
"Me too."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"We don't agree with No Deal."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Then you will sign an agreement with a backstop?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No. Why?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"What do you want???"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
weeps
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"NO DEAL" - "AN AGREEMENT"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts Prevention plan for CVAs
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
casts Prorogating the Parliament
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"IN YOUR FACE!"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
"Ahem."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"What?"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
"That's illegal."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Do you want me to shove Mary Stuart more deeply in your face?"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
casts Declaration of illegality
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"He can do that?"
EFTA casts psychotherapy
EFTA "That fucking bastard, he said I'm ugly and useless, after all I did for him"
EFTA "Are you listening ?"
![Flagge von Island 🇮🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f8.png)
![Flagge von Liechtenstein 🇱🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f1-1f1ee.png)
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
![Flagge der Schweiz 🇨🇭](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ed.png)
"Can you stop complaining ? We can't follow the hearings at the Supreme Court"
EFTA "BWAAAHH"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Well, you are asked to return your proposals by the end of September."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I got a plan."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Are you kidding me?"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Gives then."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Nah"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"All is well, I'm fine ..."
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"But why?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Because it's secret."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I ..."
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Why did I take over the presidency ?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Why are you all green?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I'm disguised as Hulk, it's cool, huh"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Okaaayyyyy, is there a reason?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, Hulk is super crazy and super strong."
![Flagge von Luxemburg 🇱🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f1-1f1fa.png)
"And how is it helping us ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I can't hear you"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Giving UE contribution to the NHS, not that stupid eventually"
"Aaah, the ruling of Supreme Court, you're gonna see who was right, you pussies, and I..."
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
"Guess what ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"We won!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Non, we lost!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"He was already a pain in the arse alone, if he gets a multiple personality disorder..."
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
"Can you stop that nonsense!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Nah, I'm going to end this, don't move any closer !"
![Flagge von Schweden 🇸🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f8-1f1ea.png)
"We onnly want the best for you, come on"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"What does he want, again ?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"He wants to commit suicide after the decision."
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"We must stop him !"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Aaah, really we have to?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I'm warning you, I've a weapon, one more step and it will be over!"
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"He looks pretty serious"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Why are you even caring?"
![Flagge der Niederlande 🇳🇱](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f1.png)
"Fuck, you really have no compassion!"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Oh yeah? he's trying to commit suicide by eating a pudding dish ..."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Ok, you get it, Parliament is back in the game"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, come here, your're gonna be sooo screwed after what you did!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Oh yeah, well, I'm going to follow the rulling, but I still think the Supreme Court is a bunch of douchebags!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Oh, Shocking!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"And muppets, too!"
Meanwhile, in New York, meeting of the Democracy Therapy Group
![Flagge von Schweden 🇸🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f8-1f1ea.png)
"Well, remember, we listen to each other without being judgmental."
![Flagge von Polen 🇵🇱](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f1.png)
"Well, it's not pretty, but I try to break the knees of my judges to make them obey, well, there is
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
who hits me hard"
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"Ahaha, it's a joke, I've smashed the constitutional court, we're corrupted to the core and I control the press, well,
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
is yelling at me, strong."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"You sissies, I had an Allied country to investigate my Democratic opponent to crush him during the campaign"
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"It reminds me of a story that starts with Watersomething."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Well, I have an impeachment procedure upon my head"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Bunch of pussies ... I suspended Parliament for 3 weeks, with the approval of the Queen"
![Flagge von Polen 🇵🇱](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f1.png)
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Waaaaahh, groovy"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, the Supreme Court smashed me up, but luckily I have the most stupid opposition in the world."
![Flagge von Schweden 🇸🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f8-1f1ea.png)
"Have you understood the purpose of this group?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"That's it, I have a plan for the Irish border"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Are you kidding?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"And a good plan, a great plan, plan from a genius"
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
"Hold-on, show us before"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"And the solution is ... no border;"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Fuck, wake up,
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
he saw the light."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Hey, what, wait, get me a coffee."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Who saw the light?"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Guess who !
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
, he has a solution!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
chews the coffee beans directly
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"A solution not totally wacky?"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Yeah!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Are they taking the backstop then?"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"He said no border"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Really, he said those words ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yes"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Fuck, I'm gonna burn the annual Portugal's out of candles to the glory of St. Rita"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"We were so right to believe until the very end"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"We will just put custom processing centres within 10-15 km of the border"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Basically, a border, with chekpoints, but at 10-15 km"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, that's it"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"And each fucking time, I get caught, can't believe how stupid I am"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Going back to bed, huh!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"But, what did I say wrong ? My idea of border not at the border is great, isn't it ?
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Really, I can't punch him in the face?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"So, did you show your plan?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, the best I have, anyway, the only one who would be accepted at Home"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Not sure the European Parliament will accept it, they did not look enthusiastic"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"At least I will have tried, seriously, for once."
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Are you really going to leave?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"There's no other choice"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"You will have bothered us from the start, anyway"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Both of us, it's a long story"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Yeah, 1066?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You see, you started it"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"As if you had never returned the compliment"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Sure, the hundred years war, the Americas, that let some scars"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Do you remember fighting side by side during the Crusades?"
Ça "It did not last long, your Philippe Auguste fucked me so much and I lost Richard Coeur de Lion to one of yours crossbowmen"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Makes us even, you took me one of only two decent emperors I ever had"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Napoleon III? ... no I'm kidding, please don't hit me, nevertheless, it brought us closer, at the very end"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"In the trenches ... yeah and even after, you did not let me down"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, we are fighting, plundering, killing, murdering and we end up with tight bonds."
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"It would have been easier to let me down, perhaps, for you"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Don't know, it did not seem fair to me, and I was not going to let the mustache worm crush Europe under his boot."
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"You have been my best enemy and my worst ally, or maybe the other way , but the story goes on, so, next time, my friend?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"See you next time, brother."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, law doesn't matters, I'll not ask for a delay"
![Flagge von Luxemburg 🇱🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f1-1f1fa.png)
"You're sure ? because your plan is somewhat bullshit and it'll not pass"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I don't give a damn, I'm a stable genius, you want the no-deal, you're going to get it, no delay"
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
"Seriously, you're harming yourself"
![Flagge von Spanien 🇪🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1f8.png)
"We've been getting ready since the beginning, it's going to be itchy for us, but that's all, and you do not seem to be ready"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Listen to me, you virgin goats, I do not want a delay, or a postpone, nothing !"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Guys, let it be, he wants to go out, so be it"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
At least, he is able to stand firm on something "
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Well, if he does not want a delay, we'll have to accept it"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You .. you agree to my wish?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Yeah, if that's what you want"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"So, I want a delay"
![Flagge von Schweden 🇸🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f8-1f1ea.png)
hits
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
casts hearings of new commissioners
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"May I know WHY I don't have one?
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I gave you MPs, you sent me your best shit bags, I will not get you a commissioner"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Come on, the French candidate is a rotten one".
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
rejects Sylvie Goulard
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Heeeeyyy and the presumption of innocence?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"No, but I ... but WHAT DO YOU WANT ??? !!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"So, can I have the seat?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"But you're leaving at the end of the month !!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"So what?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Fuck, he pisses me off"
![Flagge von Italien 🇮🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f9.png)
"If you want, I can help?
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"What do you mean by help?"
![Flagge von Italien 🇮🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f9.png)
"You know, I will make him an offer he can't refuse"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Wait, you're talking about ..."
![Flagge von Italien 🇮🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f9.png)
"I'm not superstitious, but if an unfortunate accident should happen to him ..."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I ... no"
![Flagge von Italien 🇮🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f9.png)
"You hesitated"
![Krone 👑](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f451.png)
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"My Government's priority has always been to secure the departure of the United Kingdom's from the European Union on the 31 of October."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Perfect, the Queen said, you bunch of old cows. So, who is the Boss?"
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
"And you really have that secure thing?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I expect your worst"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
casts Leave me alone, I commit suicide with Salmiakki Kossu
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I'm giving you to Northern Ireland"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Duh?"
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"Wait, what did he say?"
ULSTER "Wait? What? Bring your sorry ass here!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I have my Queen card, I have immunity"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Anyway, you cost me too much and you're only a pain in the ass"
ULSTER "I remind you that I got your government by the balls !!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I do not care, I will buy others, the French justice asseses their value to 6.700 €, even with inflation, I can afford two"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Shouldn't we intervene?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
casts Popcorn
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Go ahead, please"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"It's a disaster!"
![Flagge der Tschechischen Republik 🇨🇿](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ff.png)
"Well, go!"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"You, there, you're neutral, you know how to calm them, right?"
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"Oh yeah, my management of the Walloons and Flemings was soooo commendable"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"
![Flagge der Schweiz 🇨🇭](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ed.png)
then"
![Flagge der Schweiz 🇨🇭](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ed.png)
"K, I take one to hit the other?"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Aren't you neutral?"
![Flagge der Schweiz 🇨🇭](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ed.png)
"It's not synonymous with patsy!"
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
"And you're not in
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"You, can't you help?
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
"Certainly not, he ruined my life for 600 years, I'm not dealing with it"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"I drink to that"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"But ... but ..."
![Flagge von Lettland 🇱🇻](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f1-1f1fb.png)
"Drink, you'll feel better"
![Flagge von Slowenien 🇸🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f8-1f1ee.png)
"Yeah, there's
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
who brought something nasty, well, it dissolves the glass, but it wakes you up"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
vomit
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"My shoes!!!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"That's it !!! We have this agreement, wasn't expecting really"
![Flagge von Polen 🇵🇱](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f1.png)
"For real?"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Flmblbl se on ihan mulkku jätkä."
![Flagge von Polen 🇵🇱](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f1.png)
"What does he say?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Don't pay attention, the last months were a bit harsh when you are the had of the Union. Ah, there you are
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
congratulations !!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Shut up!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Why?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You'll wake them up !!!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"But who?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Them !!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Wait, I don't understand"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"RULE BRITANNIA!
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
BRITONS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES. "
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Too late!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Who are you?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I am the Commons!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You must be happy then, we have an agreement that avoids a hard brexit, you even took a law to avoid it"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No, I made a law to annoy BoJo, I have no intention to accept that peculiar agreement"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I thought you wanted an exit agreement"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yes, but not that one!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"And which one do you want?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No idea"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Among the Labor, is there someone constructive?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"We, in the Labor, we want an agreement, but only if BoJo gets out"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Constructive, huh?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"And the Lib Dem?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"We want an agreement, but only if we stay in the Union AND BoJo gets out"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"If I summarize your points, I've made that for nothing?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Oh no, I'm going to have general elections that will ruin Labor and I will stay prime minister"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Actually, you had planned everything from the beginning, hand't you?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"It's a possibility"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"LEAVE ME, I'M GONNA BUTCHER HIM !!!"
![Flagge von Schweden 🇸🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f8-1f1ea.png)
"Run, I'm holding him back"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Punk is not dead"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Is
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
fine?"
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
"Yeah, I locked him up with a double dose of an horse aenestesia drug"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You mean a dose for an horse ?"
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
"nope.. and what's that?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"A letter from
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
"What does he say?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"He wants a delay"
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
"Fuucckk, well, it was expected"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Yeah, but"
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
"But ?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"No signature on it "
![Flagge von Portugal 🇵🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f9.png)
"Oh, that's weird, even for him"
![Flagge von Spanien 🇪🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1f8.png)
"We received a letter from
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"It must be the corrected version, what does it say?"
![Flagge von Spanien 🇪🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1f8.png)
"That he sent the first because he is obliged by law"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Okay, I understand better"
![Flagge von Rumänien 🇷🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f7-1f1f4.png)
"We received a letter from
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Welllll, what does it say?"
![Flagge von Rumänien 🇷🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f7-1f1f4.png)
"We can go to hell like the turds we are and he will not ask for a delay"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Oh, this one, at least we know it's from the hand of BoJo"
![Flagge von Rumänien 🇷🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f7-1f1f4.png)
"What do we do now?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Tell me, it's totally normal if I just saw
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
in a rowing boat with a knife between the teeth, grumbling about bringing back a blond scalp ? I did not understand everything due to the insults"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"But but, but, you didn't stop him ??"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"If it relieves him, it suits me"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"We must vote this schedule for examining the draft Brexit withdrawal agreement"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Die"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Kiss my arse"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"But for fuck's sake, how do you want me to get a delay if I have not, at least, that?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Donn't give a shit"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"What do you want ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Brexit"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Staying in
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"To make your life miserable"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I ... why are you laughing?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Don't know, maybe a feeling of déjà vu"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"It's ugly, very uglywhat youre doing, you should be ashamed"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Shame is sweet"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"It 's hard to admit it, but we will have to postpone Brexit again"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Can't we invade them instead?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"No, the troops don't want to be fed with English food once there, they threatened to mutiny"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"And Bojo?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"One day, it's yes, another, it's no, probably cosplaying Two-Face,
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
"And how do you get out of that shit? No,
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
put down the flamethrower."
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"I find you really conciliatory."
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
"No, it's the smell of burnt meat, can't stand it since Joan of Arc"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"We can't abandon them!"
![Flagge von Italien 🇮🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f9.png)
"Stop it, everyone knows you don't care, you're just scared not selling your big sedans"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"But noo! I'm for mediation, have always been"
![Flagge von Österreich 🇦🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e6-1f1f9.png)
"Anschluss"
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
"Bless you!"
![Flagge von Monaco 🇲🇨](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f2-1f1e8.png)
dies laughting
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"You are just mean"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Does not help, what do we do?"
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"We give him a delay, no choice, no deal exist is a non sense and I will not make this gift to that moron"
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
"Yeah, but we give him no dates, so he sweats a little "
![Flagge von Österreich 🇦🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e6-1f1f9.png)
"Vicious"
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
"Yes and?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"But it's clear though!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Yeah, Guinness is more transparent than your words, tell me that again"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Zgbbluuf?"
Et "And if anyone can find
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
s dried frog pills, his nerves are put to the test.
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Very simple, I'm going to hold general elections to have a majority in Parliament and adopt the brexit plan."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Okay, no worries, but I've some trouble with the process, you told me that your request for a general election will be rejected."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"And you do not see the problem?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
sobs in a corner
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"The Parliament will also make a request for a general election ... after rejecting mine"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Let's admit, does that mean they will vote for general elections?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Oh no"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"What do you mean, oh no?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"The last time I wanted to turn them upside down, I got bawled, so, now I respect the freedom of Parliament"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Okay, but what are they going to vote?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, they don't really know!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"And, who will be elected?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Probably douchebags"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
"Can I say something?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Honestly, I like you, very much but it's not really the best idea"
![Flagge von Spanien 🇪🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1f8.png)
"Yeah, it would be nice if we did not talk about provincial independence too much, huh? Stop exporting your shit !!!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Listen
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
, it's not possible, you'll never hold until December 31st!"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"But let me stop this meatbag, I promise, I'll clean the red juice that comes out of it"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Do not call him meatbag"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Have you looked at him?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"How am I going to have a brexit if you kill him, what do we get ?"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"A fleeting but salutary relief?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"We could have worse than BoJo in his place!"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Do you mean we could have a chance to bury Farage?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"December 31st seems sooooo far"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yo
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"How are you doing?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Everything's perfect, I have an agreement, I have scheduled general elections, as I want and we will go out properly"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Oh yeah nice, but if you have an agreement with
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
, no deal with me"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"How could you say that, you gave me your word ... a trade deal that would surpass all that
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
could offer me"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"There is nothing written"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You said Brexit was the best opportunity ever"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"I never said who would be the payee!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"But ..."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Oh ! You thought I'd care about you ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"But, our special relationship?"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"I have no friends, I only have debtors and creditors, the ones I got by the balls and the ones I'm going to destroy, Which one do you think you are ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I sacrificed everything, I spit in
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
's face "
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Your choice, not mine, you were free"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"But no-deal is a greater handicap for
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
, and it's better for me, she tries to have a voice in this world and I can't stand woman with opinion"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I ..."
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"See ya, got a campaign."
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"I hear grumbling."
![Flagge von Österreich 🇦🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e6-1f1f9.png)
"It's
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
who disguises himself for Halloween as a pirate"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Well, change from his homicidal delusions."
![Flagge von Österreich 🇦🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e6-1f1f9.png)
"Yeah,
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
who helps him with finishes"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
? Helping?"
![Flagge von Österreich 🇦🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e6-1f1f9.png)
"Yes, he brought back a hook, a sword, a cannon"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"It's ... considerate"
![Flagge von Österreich 🇦🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e6-1f1f9.png)
"You look worried"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Call it precognition"
![Flagge von Monaco 🇲🇨](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f2-1f1e8.png)
"Is it okay if
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
just got on a boat with
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
wishing him godspeed ?"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Oh the old bastard, I knew it. ALARM!
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
is escaping!"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"My little chainsaw and I are about to have tea with Mr. BoJo, that's all"
![Flagge von Bulgarien 🇧🇬](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ec.png)
"Fuuuu, can you hear that silence?"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"You bet, since October 31, nothing, nothing about Brexit, nothing form Bor ..."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Wopopop, we do not pronounce his name"
![Flagge von Bulgarien 🇧🇬](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ec.png)
"Yes, all right, he's a pain in the arse, but it's not a reason for ..."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
shows
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
![Flagge von Bulgarien 🇧🇬](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ec.png)
"Oh fuck, sorry"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"Any improvement?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Tough, last time, we caught him right in front of Downing Street, disguised as Theresa May"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"Oh ..."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"The minigun betrayed him anyway"
![Flagge von Bulgarien 🇧🇬](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ec.png)
"Can we do something?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"We have forbidden
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
from approaching him, so getting better"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
""
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
yelled at
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
and threatened him to appoint Melenchon as commissioner for happiness among the peoples of Europe "
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"Outch, going far"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"No choice, things get out of hand, finally,
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
asked for pardon and sent a doll to
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
to be forgiven"
![Flagge von Bulgarien 🇧🇬](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ec.png)
"A doll?"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"Strange gift"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"It really calms
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
, look, he's playing quietly with it, singing"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Ota se! Ota se!"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"Wait a minute, what's in his hand?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Knitting needles, it seems knitting has a relaxing effect"
![Flagge von Bulgarien 🇧🇬](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ec.png)
"He's stabbing the doll with the needles, isn't it ?"
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
"Wait, let me see ... but ... the doll look like BoJo !?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Oh motherfucker! He sent a voodoo doll !! I'm going to kill him,
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
you bastard!!!!"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"HihiHIHIÂÂÂRRRRR"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"I DO not want to go !!!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"No choice, it's the rules, it's the rotating presidency of the Council of the EU, six months each of us, and I think
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
is a bit worn out"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"But it was supposed to be over by October 31st !!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"It annoys me as much as you, believe me!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I'm gong to fine you for not appointing a commissioner"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"WHAT?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Yeah, infringement procedure after your ass, when we vote the last delay, I told you to appoint one"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I did not ask for delay!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Sorry?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No, you forced me take the report"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"That's product tying, it's your fault!"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"I ..."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"No, no, no, you go back to sleep, stab your doll, do something, we don't need more nonsense!"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"HihiHIHIÂÂÂRRRRR"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Anyway, you say that everything is my fault since 1973, nothing changes ... then this commissioner?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I'm going to appoint Jeremy Corbyn!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Beg your pardon, Jeremy Corbyn, Labor leader ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yes, he's against and for brexit, noone understand what he is saying, he will be perfect!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Ah ... I'm surprised and when did he accept ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"What, I need him to be agree ?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Hey, hey, me, I have a commissioner!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Let me guess, this one, he's going to jail, he's assaulted children, wait, it's Patrick Balkany, right?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Buuuuuuut ... no, it's Thierry Breton"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Fuck, you found a normal one, can't believe you succeed"
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"I've decided to make my hunxit"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Your what?"
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"Same shit as
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Wait a sec, I don't understand everything, you're leaving ?"
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"Yes"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"And there is a reason?"
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"Yes, you are too gay!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"WTF ??"
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"You keep electing girls in dress with beards, I'm confused"
"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
? Did Ursula Von Der Leien grow a beard ? "
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Not the last time I looked, she wears dress, yeah, but, it's
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
that forbids women from wearing pants"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Oh, please, I repealed that shitty law a few years ago"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"It does not help in any way, did you activate section 50?"
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"No, why?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You said you wanted to leave."
![Flagge von Ungarn 🇭🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1fa.png)
"Ah, you're not in charge of Eurovision?"
![Flagge von Spanien 🇪🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1f8.png)
"Are you sure we can't exclude a country whose leaders are overly too stupid?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"If there is something that I will not regret, it's these moralists of judges of the ECHR."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No more convictions for inhuman treatment, for torture, for wrongful imprisonment, I am free fucking"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You bring end to the dictates of the Strasbourg judges!"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Aren't we telling him that
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
has nothing to do with the ECHR and the Strasbourg judges?"
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
"Why, he looks so happy!"
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"And I can't wait to see his face when he's going to be sentenced again after brexit, soo sweet"
![Flagge der Clipperton-Insel 🇨🇵](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1f5.png)
"Please, you're making me horny."
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"HihiHIHIÂÂÂRRRR"
⚑ "Let's evaluate our latest terrorist operation in
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"
⚑ "We're not supposed to do a ceremony, call our deity bawling prayers?"
⚑ "Why are you seeing a camera?"
⚑"Well ... no"
⚑ "So, why are you messing with us?"
⚑ "Well, dunno, but we stick Allah everywhere so I thought ..."
⚑ "Are you retarded? In our branch, religion is a product, not a believing, it's not up to us to believe, it's the job of those morons we are sending to die for our sole enrichment"
⚑ "Not even a little something?"
⚑ "Listen, we are in the business of terrorism, we do not mix feelings with the cash, so you stop bothering us with your book"
⚑ "The Koran!"
⚑ "What?"
⚑ "It's not the book, it's the Koran, show some respect at least"
⚑ "It's getting on my nerves, will you stop?"
⚑ "But ..."
⚑ "Have you read it?"
⚑ "Eeerrr ... no?"
Bah "So what !!!! Come on, we have a job, so, assessment of our last operation on the unfaithful English segment , by our marketing director, Atlantic region"
⚑ "We make an operation we already did, which worked well in the past, with knives and a false belt of explosives"
⚑ "Yeah, I remember, it made their lifes miserable?"
⚑ "Well ..."
⚑ "What?"
⚑ "It's a bit embarrassing ... they stopped him, he did not go far"
⚑ "It's not a big deal, we do not expect to get back those morons home. The cops took it down, that's good for the staff, martyr of faith, all that shit"
⚑ "Well ..."
⚑ "WHAT ?!
⚑ "Civilians who got him, not the cops"
⚑ "With firearms, even better, like
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
, the more guns, the merrier"
⚑ "Well ..."
⚑ "SPIT IT ! Or you're gonna regret not being religious"
⚑ "Well they stopped him with a fire extinguisher and a narwhal horn!"
⚑ "..."
⚑ "Do you see the mess?"
⚑ "Everyone is gonna laugh at us, months of preparation and this piece of shit is pinned by an amateur firefighter and a fisherman with a fish tooth ... But what is this shitty country, what are these people. Won't they kneel ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Punk is not dead"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Yeah, yeah, yeah ..."
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Even line 13 of the Paris metro is faster than Brexit"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Even
![Flagge der Schweiz 🇨🇭](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ed.png)
is faster than that!"
![Flagge der Schweiz 🇨🇭](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ed.png)
"Hey, I heard that!"
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"Even we manage to make a government faster"
![Flagge von Italien 🇮🇹](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1f9.png)
"Even we build bridges better than brexit."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Will you please SHUT UP ! I said I will do it, there's no need to remind me every 6 months!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You know, I still have to thank you!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Duh?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You've done more for the unity of the Union than any advertising campaigns in the past 50 years, really thank you"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"'Hate U"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Hey, psst
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
, hey"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"What, what do you want ? Making fun of me, as usual ?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"No, I need a service"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Oh ???"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"It seems that you have at home a great guy who makes public opinion swallowing quite a few bitter pills, Cumin or something like that."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Cumin ?? You mean Cummings !! ??
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Yes, that's it, there was a documentary on BBC, but I didn't understand everything, is he really good?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"This guy is awesome, he made all my underlings believe that if they voted for leave, we would pour the EU contribution in the NHS"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"The NHS?
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Social Security, it runs so well that sometimes it would be better to be treated by a veterinarian"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"And how many abstainers did he bring back like that?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"One million"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Ah put ...."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"See ?!"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"How did he do that? because that was all bullshit that story of £ 350 million a week in the NHS."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You just need to remember, the bigger it is, the more it goes"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"What if the others prove that it is false?
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You say they are part of the system"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Just that?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"It's magic, look, back home, you have a party that says as much nonsense as the UKIP here."
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"You will have to specify, it suits with my whole political class"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Those who don't like the not white"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Ah yeah, the Rassemblement National"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"They have been accused of having embezzled European funds and French public funds and a whole lot of other things, what did they say as a defense?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"That it is political and the system wants to silence them ... oh shit !"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"See what I mean?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"It's magic, it works for everything, you hired your wife at the expense of the State? It's the system! Did you shake roughly the cops during a search? It's the system! You have raped your collaborators? It's the system! "
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"If you knew what people are ready to believe!"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"And, could you lend it to me?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"As you wish, it comes with a free communication pack, what do you prefer: the state lies to you or divide to rule?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Both"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"This is for?"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"A small pension reform to pass, nothing serious"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"Damn it, YES! YES!"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Finally, not too early"
![Flagge von Polen 🇵🇱](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f5-1f1f1.png)
"We will be able to do something other than taking care of
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Even the markets are happy and the pound is rising"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Come on, champagne!"
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"Wait, he is coming ! Hide everything!"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"It's done?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, an absolute majority, I fucked the DUP and Labor properly. At the same time, I was campaigning against Corbyn"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"And
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"DE-VAS-TA-TED they were"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
![Flagge von Rumänien 🇷🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f7-1f1f4.png)
![Flagge der Elfenbeinküste 🇨🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1ee.png)
"Come on !!
![Flagge von Griechenland 🇬🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1f7.png)
on the bench, stark naked!"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"Open bar guys!"
![Flagge der Vereinigten Staaten 🇺🇸](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1fa-1f1f8.png)
"Yeah, devastated"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"You don't seem ok,
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, I'm in deep shit"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"Why, because of Brexit?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Hell yeah, you can't imagine!"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"Please, it's not going to be the apocalypse, it's about your money?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No, don't care about that, it goes up, it goes down, no ..."
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"Relationship with
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I've been pissing on it since 1973, I make him cuckold as soon and as much as I can, it can only go towards the best"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"Ah, I know, are you going to have trouble keeping your promises on the NHS?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Not even, it's so complex that people don't try to understand and believe everything I say"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"So you've been lying for years and changing your mind every morning and they don't see that?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, it's magic, we were right to smash public education"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"So, what bothers you?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, two things"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"First, since 2016 we have only talked about Brexit, Brexit, Brexit and that I manage."
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"And?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I can't do anything else, can't govern a country, I haven't done it since 2016, I forgot how to"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"It's like cycling, you can't forget and then there are countries that are doing very well without government"
![Flagge von Belgien 🇧🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e7-1f1ea.png)
"Fuck you!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, but you wallow a bunch of times before ... nevertheless, not the most serious yet"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"Is there something really serious?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Deep shit"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"So ?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, with the postponement, we had elected european MEPs"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"Yeah and?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"After Brexit, they will return back"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"I don't understand!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I HAVE TO TAKE BACK FARAGE HOME, Bwahahahahahaha"
![Flagge von Norwegen 🇳🇴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1f3-1f1f4.png)
"Ah yeah ..."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"It's awful ... it's a disgrace"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"What?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"This departure is monstrous for the English"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"Hey!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You see, I don't even have the heart to told them to fuck off, while I love it for real, but what did I do? what can I do to fix it?"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"Do you think he has second thoughts?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Wait, there is something, can't be that reasonable"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"I know it divided my underlings..."
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"Hey!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Silence Slaves!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"See, got it back"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, but it's not the same, I've no longer same juice"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"That's it, he regrets, he voted yesterday for Brexit and bazinga, he regrets now, he understood"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Wait,
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
, are you really sorry?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Can't imagine, I know we've been discussing this for a long time, but when it becomes real, concrete, I ... I hadn't imagined."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"If I could do something to go back on it... I will do it, right away."
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"By the Tavelic's Holy Gonads , that's it !!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"I tell you, there is a scam"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"Everything is fine, it's forgotten, let's continue as before, as if nothing happened"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"What's that nonsense?"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"Well, Brexit, you regret leaving us, right?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"WHAT ! NEVER! Don't care about your used-to-be virgins' asses!"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"What are you talking about then?
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Abut
#Megxit, Harry and Meghan are leaving for
![Flagge von Kanada 🇨🇦](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e8-1f1e6.png)
, worst thing that has happened to me since 1973, at best"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"But I ..."
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Welcome to my life of the last three years"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"I'm not going to bear that, in any way, can't !, bwaaaaaaa"
![Flagge von Finnland 🇫🇮](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1ee.png)
"HIHIHIHHIAAARRRRRR"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Don't you have better things to do than having a damn clock ringing?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No, why?"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"Is it going to be like this for 6 months?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"If we are lucky"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Well, by the way, how is it going to be?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"What's wrong McFly ? Chicken !"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"No, I'm far-sighted, it's German, you can't understand"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Cotcotcotcotcot"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"But are you going to shut up? In fact, on January 31, that retarded is normally outside, but ..."
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"But what?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You will not get rid of me like that, na-na-na-na"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
launches pain ins arse, director's cut
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"They have ratified the withdrawal agreement, but after that, EU law will not cease to apply until 1 January.
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"2021?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Hell yeah!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"There is a transition period, just to avoid a hard and brutal exit"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Wait, if I'm not wrong, we will have to negotiate with him before December 31, 2020 to find an agreement?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Yeah"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"With this retarded who took 3 and a half years just to decide how coming out?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Don't care!"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"Don't you have a big financial center that needs some access to the EU market for your business?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Don't care! Brexit means brexit"
![Flagge von Frankreich 🇫🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1eb-1f1f7.png)
"You'll piss us off until the end, right?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Until you weep tears of blood!"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"And our 3.5 million nationals, on your soil ? do you remember that they must be able to stay, live with the same rights as your citizens?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Don't know, maybe , if I want"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You promised ! That they would be granted "settled status".
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, and?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
And you granted them with the statutes "pre settled"
![Flagge von Deutschland 🇩🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1e9-1f1ea.png)
"What does it change?"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"Pre settled have to obtain the stelled statutes after, so risk of not getting it and being expelled"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"It will depends if you are nice to me"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"Blackmailer!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No, trader"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Ah fuck, forgot that I had to pass the Brexit agreement in the redneck parliaments"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"What?"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Well, my peons, my dodgers, my assholes, all those over whom eternal England reigns without weakening"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"HEY !!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Here, I present them to you, the stupid in dresses, the redheaded assholes and ... why are you silent?"
ULSTER "HEY !!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Ah, there you are, alcoholic terrorists"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"What were you doing?"
ULSTER "WHAT IS IT! It's been 3 years without working assembly worked, we are rusty"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"Uh, hi!"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
"I want to come with you, adopt me, this bastard has been abusing me for centuries, I can't bear it any more, help me"
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"Me not, but if I can piss off
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
!"
ULSTER "..."
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Enough underlings, well, there you go, the Brexit agreement, you sign, that's all"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"Uh, we want to read the stuff"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Why ?"
ULSTER "I don't know, as long as I don't join
![Flagge von Irland 🇮🇪](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ee-1f1ea.png)
"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"Ah yes, he is a bit slow"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"This is the last one, we are not sure he's not retarded"
ULSTER "I want to read the agreement"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"You can't read!"
ULSTER "HEY !! Don't call me retarded!!"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
"I don't care, I vote against"
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"Me too"
ULSTER "AND I CAN READ!"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"Damn ... here we go again"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"No, I have to ask them for opinion, but in reality, I simply don't care"
![Flagge von Schottland 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0073-e0063-e0074-e007f.png)
![Flagge von Wales 🏴](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f3f4-e0067-e0062-e0077-e006c-e0073-e007f.png)
"You tyrant oppressor!"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"It's good to have such a stable relationship for centuries"
ULSTER "I VOTE AGAINST"
![Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches 🇬🇧](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ec-1f1e7.png)
"Yeah, yeah, sweetheart"
![Flagge von Kroatien 🇭🇷](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ed-1f1f7.png)
"I'm not going to survive"
![Flagge der Europäischen Union 🇪🇺](https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/72x72/1f1ea-1f1fa.png)
"You know, usually, I don't endorse alcoholism, but there''s circumstances!"
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