FG: We need to borrow to fund the budget
Twitter NG: Stop borrowing. Live within your means
FG: Ok, let's live within our means by supporting local industries.
Twitter NG: Are you madt? How can we live within our means in this economy?
FG: Shd we increase Taxes to fund d budget?
TwitterNG: Something must be wrong with you. Do you want to kill the masses?
FG: How about we sell some national assets to raise funds?
TwitterNG: So you want to sell our national assets to your friends like you sold Etisalat to your family Abi?
FG: So what can we do?
TwitterNG: Remove Fuel Subsidies, you will raise N1 Trillion.
FG: Great, we will remove fuel subsidies?
TwitterNG: Why would you remove subsidies? Do you want to kill us?
FG: But most of the fuel is being smuggled accross the border.
TwitterNG: Empty brain, Close the border Joor!
FG: Closes the border
TwitterNG: Why must you close the border? Do you want to kill their economy? Besides the price of rice has gone up.
FG: But we now produce rice locally?
TwitterNG: Which useless rice. Show me the plantation.
FG: 👇
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