promare highlights

me: i dont trust this guy [kray]
friend: why?
me: he hasnt opened his eyes yet
friend: *stifled laughing*
friend: oh my god the name of the mecha *dying from laughter*
me: a convoluted problem needs a convoluted solution
friend: *wheezing*
me: i paid money for this so they better go to space
friend: ????? why space?? it’s about??? firefighters????
me: it’s not a trigger production if they don’t go to space!
any time kray opens his eyes

me and my friend: NGHDGSJTJISBAKAVAJAJHDJSVA
me: what if galo is a burnish too??
friend: impossible
me: why???
friend: because he already has the burning soul of a firefighter
me: PFFT
me: all the burnish want to do is make some good pizza
friend: *dying from laughter*
friend: what if promare is in the kill la kill universe?
me:
me: it’s not????
*lio comes on screen and does The Pose*

me: GET IT!
friend: *trying not to laugh*
during credits

friend: you know, if you think abt it...all of kray’s tech could have solved the problem in a easier way
me: probably cause even the main characters thought so too
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