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what, and i cannot stress this enough, the fuck
how is this
how is this real
how is this real
afsfsasddddddsssddd
i just wanted to hitchhike to the nearest town to buy shoes and somehow ive ended up in fake alternative reality deutschland, i didnt ask for any of this
please someone tell everyone here their cars are far too large for this to pass as germany
i hate it!
going to find the tourist information office so i can ask them What The Fuck
""world famous""
haven& #39;t found the year-round Christmas shop yet but im confident in its existence. there& #39;s no way this town could survive without one
long term viewers may recall: i fuckin love a good year-round christmas shop
ohhh
wait for it
WE HAVE A BINGO
this town is saved!
Merry Christmas to one and all
okay time to resupply
hmm
now we& #39;re talking
no matter how small a US town is: there& #39;s always room for the nerd shit
this is the only store here that makes any sense
glad they translated these into english, navigating foreign countries can be so challenging
to be clear i wasn& #39;t planning to stop here and as such had no idea it was gonna be Like This
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extreme font violation here, presumably the cops are already on their way
found the Large German Pole though, so you know this place is legit
yes. correct.
ah. thankyou. a perfect explanation which answers all my questions
"because we just felt like it, in the 60s" seems to be the overall theme of the american west
this place is a lot like the las vegas strip in that i deeply, deeply detest everything about it, but in a very enjoyable way
i hate it, and boy do i love hating stuff
anyway im done. this place is too ridiculous. i need to leave before i go purchase some ironic lederhosen
time to hitch out
i escaped. i had to defeat this knight, but i escaped
