The boyz as things I hear in school; a thread

kevin: you got some big boy thighs.

eric: .... I feel verbally harassed right now.

teacher: *talks about deductive reasoning*

changmin: I heard 'if you drunk conclusions'

Eric: who was smoking shit and didnt give me any!?

hyunjoon: that's why we have a room to ourselves

jacob: it doesn't go there!!

sunwoo: *crushing crackers in a package*

sangyeon: what are you doing?

sunwoo: I'm crushing them then I'm going to pour it into my mouth

haknyeon: that's what she said

hyunjae: how'd we go from the purge to jesus?

sangyeon: there's going to be a day when humans reach their caring capacity. what would we do?

Kevin: canabolisim !

Eric: the purge !

chanhee: I CALL MY SISTER NOODLE

juyeon: is that how you spell yellow

jacob: *silence*

juyeon: I hate that it looks so weird

jacob: *silence*

*two minutes later*

kevin, exclaiming: omg yellow is spelled weird

jacob: wtf

hyunjae: why do you think the population doubling can be a bad thing?

kevin: becuase if someone has four kids, and each of those four kids have four kids then..... that's a lot of kids

sunwoo: I wasn't tardy, i just walked in late

* does bellwork on triangle congruency*

hyunjoon: haha the triangle is named bts

Q: have we ever had a tsunami in Kansas?

New: violence is an answer it just isnt THE answer

no one:

absolutely no one:

chanhee: *watches super why!*

chanhee, talking to changmin: sToP tOuChInG mE

Eric: *throws milk at sunwoo aggressively*

milk: *spills on the group*

tbz:

sunwoo: my shoes:(

Sunwoo: which one of you beaners have the cheat sheet

Juyeon: the fedEX man causes genetic anomalies

sangyeon: whO STOLE MY BEANS !?

kevin, walking up to sangyeon: Be honest, do I look sexy?

Eric: it's hot, I'm taking my pants off

younghoon: *coughing*

jacob: don't die

chanhee: if you do.... don't.

eric: *taking kevin's hat*

sangyeon: guys get back in here

kevin: he stole my property

sangyeon: well I'm about to take you life and not give it back

(sangyeon in this is representing my holocaust teacher)