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ALL YOUR SHIPS ARE PROBLEMATIC
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind edition
Ari ari arrivederci you're canceled!
Disclaimer: Do not take this seriously. This list was made for fun. Don't bully others solely for shipping reasons. Actually, just don't be a bully in general
(there's a buttload of ships, this will take a while)
BRUABBA IS PROBLEMATIC
Abbacchio is always drunk. Drunk people can't consent. Bucciarati is taking advantage of a drunk man. That is bad and I hope you feel bad.
Abbacchio is always drunk. Drunk people can't consent. Bucciarati is taking advantage of a drunk man. That is bad and I hope you feel bad.
BRUGIO IS PROBLEMATIC
Bucciarati is clearly grooming Giorno. He is grooming Giorno to take over the Mafia, which is his dream, but it is grooming nonetheless. Stan BruAb-- wait that's problematic too.
Bucciarati is clearly grooming Giorno. He is grooming Giorno to take over the Mafia, which is his dream, but it is grooming nonetheless. Stan BruAb-- wait that's problematic too.
BRUTRISH IS PROBLEMATIC
Trish is a girl. Girls have vaginas. Vaginas are gross. You keep these pure boys away from gross goopy vaginas!
Trish is a girl. Girls have vaginas. Vaginas are gross. You keep these pure boys away from gross goopy vaginas!
GIOMIS IS PROBLEMATIC
Mista is afraid of the number f_ur. Giorno's birthday is April 16, which you can round up to fo_r. Giorno's existence is literally abusive to Mista. Stop exploiting his trauma for your sick ships.
Mista is afraid of the number f_ur. Giorno's birthday is April 16, which you can round up to fo_r. Giorno's existence is literally abusive to Mista. Stop exploiting his trauma for your sick ships.
GIONARA IS PROBLEMATIC
*screams pedophilia into the wind* Narancia is clearly a cutie babbu toddler who can do no wrong! Keep your 30/2 hands off him, Giorno!
*screams pedophilia into the wind* Narancia is clearly a cutie babbu toddler who can do no wrong! Keep your 30/2 hands off him, Giorno!
GIOTRISH IS PROBLEMATIC
stoooooooooop!!!! stop pitting my pure boys against gross girls! girls are gross they have vaginas!!!!!!! pleaaaaase I'm going to cry if you keep doing this stooooooooooop
stoooooooooop!!!! stop pitting my pure boys against gross girls! girls are gross they have vaginas!!!!!!! pleaaaaase I'm going to cry if you keep doing this stooooooooooop
FUNARA IS PROBLEMATIC
Excuse me? This is a student/teacher relationship???? What the fuck? is? wrong??? with? you???? Stop corrupting cutie babbu smol Nawancia like this.
Excuse me? This is a student/teacher relationship???? What the fuck? is? wrong??? with? you???? Stop corrupting cutie babbu smol Nawancia like this.
FUGIO IS PROBLEMATIC
Giorno made a vaccine for Fugo's poison and don't you know vaccines are sinful?! God doesn't approve of vaccines and God does not approve of this ship! Shippers should get polio and d*e.
Giorno made a vaccine for Fugo's poison and don't you know vaccines are sinful?! God doesn't approve of vaccines and God does not approve of this ship! Shippers should get polio and d*e.
FUMIS IS PROBLEMATIC
Look at them and then read Leviticus 19:19. Don't hurt the Jesus like this.
Look at them and then read Leviticus 19:19. Don't hurt the Jesus like this.
NARAMIS IS PWOBLEMATIC
You keep your firearms away from my pure babbu wabbu lovey-wuvy cutie-wutie innocent smol babu Narancia! Stop lewding Narancia, he's a pure boi!!!!! (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)
You keep your firearms away from my pure babbu wabbu lovey-wuvy cutie-wutie innocent smol babu Narancia! Stop lewding Narancia, he's a pure boi!!!!! (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)
MISTRISH IS PROBLEMATIC
And Makoto Shinkai's Your Name didn't make $94 million in the box office.
Oh, also Trish has a vagina. ew.
And Makoto Shinkai's Your Name didn't make $94 million in the box office.
Oh, also Trish has a vagina. ew.
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ICYMI here is why all ships in Phantom Blood are problematic https://twitter.com/naiadclue/status/1161555846704144385
ICYMI here is why all ships in Phantom Blood are problematic https://twitter.com/naiadclue/status/1161555846704144385
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ICYMI here is why all ships in Battle Tendency are problematic https://twitter.com/naiadclue/status/1161588752336084993
ICYMI here is why all ships in Battle Tendency are problematic https://twitter.com/naiadclue/status/1161588752336084993
NARATRISH IS PROBLEMATIC
Narancia's feelings for Trish aren't romantic. Narancia is a Trish-kin! Just admit that you're kinphobic and go.
Narancia's feelings for Trish aren't romantic. Narancia is a Trish-kin! Just admit that you're kinphobic and go.
RISOPRO IS PROBLEMATIC
This isn't what they meant when they said "love your elders".
This isn't what they meant when they said "love your elders".
RISODOPP IS PROBLEMATIC
One of them is abusive. Obviously it's the big guy dressed in black who has knives, and not the pure innocent creature who will non-con razor blades up poopshoots.
One of them is abusive. Obviously it's the big guy dressed in black who has knives, and not the pure innocent creature who will non-con razor blades up poopshoots.
PROPESCI IS PROBLEMATIC
Pesci calls Prosciutto "aniki" which means big brother in Japanese! I will blissfully ignore the fact that this is a Japanese gangster thing so I can judge you all and call you filthy insect shippers!
Horray! I like feeling superior to filthy shippers!
Pesci calls Prosciutto "aniki" which means big brother in Japanese! I will blissfully ignore the fact that this is a Japanese gangster thing so I can judge you all and call you filthy insect shippers!
Horray! I like feeling superior to filthy shippers!
Commercial break!
ICYMI here is why all ships in Stardust Crusaders are problematic https://twitter.com/naiadclue/status/1162306860566716416
ICYMI here is why all ships in Stardust Crusaders are problematic https://twitter.com/naiadclue/status/1162306860566716416
FORMALUSSO IS PROBLEMATIC
You are literally shipping Mich/el Ja//son with a small person. What. the. fuck.
You are literally shipping Mich/el Ja//son with a small person. What. the. fuck.
MELOGHIA IS PROBLEMATIC
Did you know that Yuri on Ice was written by a woman and women shouldn't be allowed to write about mlm relationships?
This ship also has an ice skater and a really feminine looking guy so this must be problematic too!
FUJOSHIS GO AWAY!!!!
Did you know that Yuri on Ice was written by a woman and women shouldn't be allowed to write about mlm relationships?
This ship also has an ice skater and a really feminine looking guy so this must be problematic too!
FUJOSHIS GO AWAY!!!!
DIADOPP IS PROBLEMATIC
Masturbation is a sin! The Holey Bible said so!
Masturbation is a sin! The Holey Bible said so!
DIAGIO IS PROBLEMATIC
Did you know? That Doppio is a minor and Diavolo is just his aged up version? Did you know that aging up characters is WRONG?! Stop aging up minors for your sick ships, you sickos!!!!!!!! And stop making Giorno a ped0, you peedoes!
Did you know? That Doppio is a minor and Diavolo is just his aged up version? Did you know that aging up characters is WRONG?! Stop aging up minors for your sick ships, you sickos!!!!!!!! And stop making Giorno a ped0, you peedoes!
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ICYMI here is why all ships in Diamond is Unbreakable are problematic https://twitter.com/naiadclue/status/1172072100187660288
ICYMI here is why all ships in Diamond is Unbreakable are problematic https://twitter.com/naiadclue/status/1172072100187660288
SECCOLATA IS PROBLEMATIC
This is z00philia you sick f*cks. Stop shipping pure innocent Secco with an ugly raccoon with green penis hair.
This is z00philia you sick f*cks. Stop shipping pure innocent Secco with an ugly raccoon with green penis hair.
SQUATZI IS PROBLEMATIC
They are cousins who are also very good friends.
They are cousins who are also very good friends.
GIOPOL IS PROBLEMATIC
This ship fetishizes disabilities??? Polnareff is in a wheelchair and is half blind????? Don't fetishize him even if he really had a glow up like wow Part 5 Polnareff is super hot he can still get it I mean-- STOP. STOP LEWDING POLNAREFF LIKE THIS!!!!
This ship fetishizes disabilities??? Polnareff is in a wheelchair and is half blind????? Don't fetishize him even if he really had a glow up like wow Part 5 Polnareff is super hot he can still get it I mean-- STOP. STOP LEWDING POLNAREFF LIKE THIS!!!!
SHIELATRISH IS PROBLEMATIC
Tthis ship has two vaginas! TWO!! VAGINAS!!!! GROSS GOOPY VAGINAS GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! ugh i hate myself
also purple haze feedback isn't canon because it makes giorno a bad boi when giorno is a good boi he is a pure boi who only does good boi crimes.
Tthis ship has two vaginas! TWO!! VAGINAS!!!! GROSS GOOPY VAGINAS GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! ugh i hate myself
also purple haze feedback isn't canon because it makes giorno a bad boi when giorno is a good boi he is a pure boi who only does good boi crimes.
What will happen in the next episode? Will we ever get Part 6 anime?
Will we have the courage to take on Stone Ocean with its insane stans?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!
Will we have the courage to take on Stone Ocean with its insane stans?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!
