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Fish and chip wars are hotting up. I know @HarryHill would recommend a fight, but we think it should be a SCRAP.
FUCK HALLOUMI
FUCK HALLOUMI
Double fuck halloumi.
IF THIS IS WAR, SAM IS CURRENTLY WINNING, CAPTAIN COD.
Trainee chefs? PAH.
Mussy peas.
Mussy peas.
What a lovely day to eat outside. This is the PERFECT cover photo.
There& #39;s another shop throwing their hat into the ring. Now this IS a curve ball.
Sam& #39;s got his jacket on. Must mean BUSINESS.
Just 1 chip Tina.
Poor Angela, she& #39;s only 25.
Oh, suddenly the OAPs discount at captain cod& #39;s becomes clear.
Huge if true.
THIS IS NOT TRADITIONAL
Message from my sister in law. The use of the singular "chip" is sending her under.
THIS IS MORE HISTORIC THAN YORK CITY WALLS. IT TRULY DESERVES ITS OWN ALBUM.
Oh Keith 
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Put your hand up if you love coddish and mayoneise? No? No-one?
NOT CHIPS
THEY& #39;RE INSANE
"mashed potatoes". Allegedly.
We stand with Sam.
Bit of the old pass agg going on at captain cod& #39;s.
Traditional.
Strong game, Eagles, strong.
Yeah Wendy, see how THAT works out for you.
The website is completely mental. This is where you land. Get a quote??? Slightly weird but okay, I’ll go with it....
Say what now? I was wondering about your availability and rates?!? Was this a plumbers website template or something?
Chips con carne for $0.00. Good value even though it’s in dollars...
Let& #39;s see what the testimonials are like.
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And Tate& #39;s are back in play.
Pollocks
Fuck Pollock. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
I see no fish I see no chips. WHAT IS THIS? DID THE PEOPLE OF EAGLES GO TO TATE& #39;S AND GET DRUNK?
While one chippie sells booze, another sells curry, this one& #39;s trying bribery...
You. Are. Not. Going. To. Believe. This.
Not just wine. Vegan wine. Fuck you Tate& #39;s.
Pished and chips.
Not just wine. Vegan wine. Fuck you Tate& #39;s.
Pished and chips.
It& #39;s starting. I& #39;m excited for Christmas only because of chip shop wars. Cods mean business.
BINGE DRINK WITH CHIPS
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I recommend Sam.
