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I wanted to create this thread for dumb/funny things the kids I aid for do. (Note: Itâs a freshman class so cut them some slack)
1. There was some dumb argument going on, so I looked up to see what was wrong. I see this girl chuck her scrunchies at another student trying to hit them. It was hard not to laugh.
2.) They were playing Rock Paper Scissors, and they got into a fight because one of them way cheating.
3.) *playing monopoly*
Group 1:âScrew youâ
Group 2: âTAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST!â
Group 1:âScrew youâ
Group 2: âTAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST!â
4.) *still playing monopoly*
Context: This group (group b) was about to go bankrupt so Group A was going to pay their debt to Group C for Group Bâs property.
Group A:So um
Group C: I thought I told you to come back when you got my money
Context: This group (group b) was about to go bankrupt so Group A was going to pay their debt to Group C for Group Bâs property.
Group A:So um
Group C: I thought I told you to come back when you got my money
This was something I did. It looks like MLK jr is done with Teddyâs shit.
5. âIâll stop stealing for a lollipopâ honestly same
6.) They are writing an essay today and a girl yelled out, âWEâRE DOING THIS TODAY! I DONâT HAVE THE EFFORT!â
7.) âWhat if I plagiarize you, but say in the essay I plagiarized youâ
8.) âCan I use the force to cheat on my test?â
9.) This kid took a Dunkin Donuts box from the trash (from the weekend) and ate the chocolate that was in it.
10.) This boy who comes to hang out with me just told me, âI can read braille with my eyesâ
11.) This kid drew the US, and forgot Maine.
12.) A kid did a dramatic recreation of the Danielle Cohn video
13.) âHitler had this dream that...â
âLIKE MLK JR!â
âLIKE MLK JR!â
14.) I didnât know jealousy was spelled âjeluoslyâ. The more you know.
15.) The kids are doing a project on WW2 weâre they have to use documents. One of the questions was about what day Pearl Harbor day was on. A kid asked me my birthday, and I blanked on the fact that I had given him the answer. My birthday is Dec 7th. Pearl Harbor Day.
16. I was told that I exhale like Iâm hitting a Juul. So thatâs not correct.
17. *during the funeral scene*
âboats yo.â
âboats yo.â
18. They have a sub and are suppose to be doing. I keep hearing the whispers of tiktoks in the distant. This girl was teaching this boy the Doja Cat dance.
19. Apparently at one point of the year, I left class for a âdick appointmentâ. I didnât. I was getting water. Iâm happy the kid had more faith in me tho.
20. âWhy do you need a sugar daddy? YOU HAVE PARENTS!â
Iâm very excited to continue this thread from the comfort of my couch over google meet 
