Thread by @paigeatI, why @goobsalad is cancelled: a thread 1. he has yellow shoes 2. [...]

why @goobsalad is cancelled: a thread

1. he has yellow shoes

2. on june 28th he sent me this disgusting, violent message

3.

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3. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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4. he is ugly crusty gross skater

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4. he is ugly crusty gross skater https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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5.

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6. HE JUST spit on my FACE PLEASE REPORT HIM ALREADY

7. he spit on my face again today pls

8. he took the babies hidden around the school and instead of rehiding them he& #39;s doing a damn photo shoot

10. today he called my one year old sister his girl........ uh yes hello 911

11. me: "do something problematic for my thread"
the school: "please stand for the pledge of allegiance"
alex:

12. he folds his toilet paper (lily told me to add this)

13. he has an extremely concerning obsession with yogurt. everyday for lunch he eats a thing called a "yogurt meal". then later that night he eats a whole pint of yogurt. someone stop him.

14. he comes to school late every damn day someone control him

15. he threw leaves at me https://twitter.com/goobsalad/status/1184901163696709632?s=21">https://twitter.com/goobsalad...

https://twitter.com/goobsalad/status/1184901163696709632?s=21

16. he said this

17. he& #39;s biphobic

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https://twitter.com/goobsalad/status/1188852528244506625?s=21

18. he looks like the rock

19. he said "bags bags bags luggage luggage crime". also hes trying to steal nikkis gurlf

20. happy number 20! he threw tater tots at me while yelling "i hate you!"

21. he made lily cry wtf!!

22. hi thus is alex here to personally add to my thread!! i am bald!!!!!!!!!!!

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22. hi thus is alex here to personally add to my thread!! i am bald!!!!!!!!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

23. he tried to push lily into the boys bathroom and called her a slur

24. "fuck babies" -alex

25. he said he wants to beat up vanessa& #39;s baby brother

26. he sat on top of me while i was using my laptop and cracked it

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26. he sat on top of me while i was using my laptop and cracked it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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27. he skips school wtf?!?! he slept at my house on a SCHOOL NIGHT and it& #39;s currently 10am and he& #39;s still not in school

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27. he skips school wtf?!?! he slept at my house on a SCHOOL NIGHT and it& #39;s currently 10am and he& #39;s still not in school https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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28. this shit

29. wait weight wait weighht wait wait wait wate weight wayte waayight

30. he beat me at laser tag yesterday

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31. he ate 30 chicken nuggets in less than 10 minutes?? hello?? what the fuck??

32. he keeps pouring sprite on his feet i& #39;m so upset

33. it& #39;s almost been a month since i& #39;ve added to this thread but i& #39;m just back to say that alex is in fact still cancelled. AND HE STILL POURS SPRITE ON HIS FEET WTF HE DID LIKE FIVE TIMES TODAY

34. he changed his username so he& #39;s no longer tagged in this thread >:(

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