Things you didn’t know about Ashton Irwin. A thread:

Ashton Irwin can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

Ashton Irwin can sneeze with his eyes open

For some, the left bicep is larger than the right one. For Ashton Irwin, each bicep is larger than the other one.

If you Google search “Ashton Irwin bad drumming moments” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

Ashton Irwin can drink an entire gallon of iced coffe in thirty-seven seconds.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ashton Irwin pajamas.

Ashton Irwin can kill two stones with one bird

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Ashton Irwin

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Ashton Irwin' weight is his crazy talent.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Ashton Irwin would compete against himself in a drumming competition, he’d win.

Ashton Irwin' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin has two speeds: Walk and Drum

Rumor has it, if you stand next to Ashton Irwin while he’s drumming, the wind from his killer moves would make you catch a cold

Ashton Irwin can play the violin with a piano

Ashton Irwin’s talent is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye

Ashton Irwin doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

ashton irwin doesn’t sleep, he waits

Ashton Irwin can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted

Ashton Irwin pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.

Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Ashton Irwin to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."

What every drummer should say after winning a title or an award?

"First of all, I would like to thank Ashton Irwin for not competing." @Ashton5SOS

Ashton Irwin once broke the sound barrier.

In half.

5sos biggest fan is Ashton Irwin

All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Ashton Irwin

when Ashton Irwin enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off

Ashton Irwin can tie his shoes with his feet

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Ashton Irwin' glare will liquify your heart

Ashton Irwin can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine

When Ashton Irwin finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

Ashton Irwin can eat rice with one chop stick

Ashton Irwin once donated blood to a man, he’s known as Superman

The strongest known substance in the universe is Ashton Irwin ‘s talent

Ashton Irwin doesn't age, he levels up!

Ashton Irwin once won the Tour De France on a stationary bike

At museums Ashton Irwin is allowed to touch the paintings and statues because he is art himself.

Ashton Irwin can freeze water using a toaster

Voldemort refers to Ashton Irwin as he who shall not be named

Ashton Irwin watches Saturday Night Live on Friday

The Dead Sea was once alive before Ashton Irwin bathed there

Ashton Irwin doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage

Ashton Irwin has never received an electricity bill because he powers everything with his rage.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk.
When Ashton Irwin gets mad, RUN.

When Ashton Irwin gives you the finger, he’s simply telling you how many seconds you have left to live

If Ashton Irwin was a number, he would be #1

Ashton Irwin is better than UPS because he always delivers

Ashton Irwin has a beautiful singing voice.
Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain that’s why we don’t get more solos.
Ain’t nobody strong enough for that.

The Universe is expanding because it’s getting too small for Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin doesn’t live life. Life lives Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin doesn’t need a genie to make everything he wants happen.. just his stare.

Ashton Irwin makes onion cry.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Ashton Irwin's computer. Ashton Irwin is always in control

The following is a short list of things Ashton Irwin cannot do:

Ashton Irwin can burn water