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A thread of all the work lunches I’ve been made fun of eating for the last year where y’all can let me know if they’re weird or not because I genuinely can’t tell.
A four pack of yogurts that I ate in one sitting
A medium Papa Johns pizza that I got delivered and ate in a meeting and refused to share with anyone
A "party-sized" veggie platter that I ate alone in my cube
Not lunch but I just ate a can of cold peas as a before-bed snack which, judging by my girlfriend’s expression, is another weird meal?
Cup of olives? Feels normal but I’m getting some looks.
A tub of lettuce and salad dressing which I thought constitutes a salad but apparently does not because it doesn’t have cheese or meat? Midwesterners are weird
A platter of 24 deviled eggs (now that I’m no longer in Ketosis, I see how this could see weird)
You’re both a psycho and a visionary
Thank you finally someone with taste
3 microwaved sausages dipped in bbq sauce
