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Story Time: My neighbors a Pizza delivery driver & her Boyfriend be cheating while she at work so I placed an order so she can come home & catch him in the act 
1. So Iâm laying in my bed, just got done beating my dick into a coma when I hear my upstairs neighbors arguing on the balcony
2. The walls at this complex are REALLY weak.. so I could make out the gist of conversation, which was mostly about the Girlfriend complaining about the lack of sexual attention she was receiving from her man
3. I walk outside and act like Iâm taking out the trash so I can hear the convo a bit better, and I run into my homeboy Jonathan
4. Jonathan was one of my laid back friends, cool as fuck, funny as SHIT, he hadnât really come out yet about being gay but was comfortable enough to tell me, thatâs my boy
5. We both start ease dropping on the convo, the couple walks downstairs & we act like we on our phones n shit.. the wife gets in her car and heads to work and the husband nods at us then goes back upstairs
6. I look to johnathan and say His wife BAD af he tripping Iâd be clapping that DAILY and she work at that pizza joint thatâs FREE PIZZA dude buggin.. (yâall know how I feel bout food)
7. Jonathan gon say âidk a lot of bitches in this complex he prolly cheatingâ I said nigga shut up you always think someone out here dropping dick fuckin up relationshipsâ.. he gonna say âive read your stories didnât you fuck your gfs mom? Who was married? & ya boy Ralphâs mom?â
8. Anyway So fast forward a couple weeks Iâm taking out the trash.. I see the GF leaving for work right.. I go inside and lay down.. a couple hours go by and I hear fucking.. coming from the room above me
9. I said hollup... this nigga girl ainât home... NOOOOOOOO WAYYYY heâs ... heâs cheating...
10. I noticed that in the past every time I get involved into a situation it ends up bad for me so this time... I decided to mind my own damm business
11. BUT THEN... my work schedule changed!! so my days off changed from weekends to Tuesday and Thursday... and my NAP TIME on these days was around the same time he was fucking these broads... making all the NOISE upstairs
12. 2 things in this world I DO NOT play about.. I donât play bout my food, & I donât play about my sleep.. it was time to take buddy out the game
13. So I hatched a plan to try and call the pizza joint and get his girl to deliver pizza while he was balls deep in whatever broad he was fuckin.. I never actually saw what girl he was pounding into oblivion but her moan was ANNOYING AS FUCK
14. So every Tuesday & Thursday for the next 3 WEEKS every time I started hearing fucking coming from upstairs I called the pizza joint
15. No luck it would never be her that dropped off the pizza.. so I thought all hope was lost but 4th time was the MUH FUCKING CHARM!!
16. Buddy is upstairs tearing that ass up so I call the pizza joint & when It gets here I open the door 
and guesss whoooo yuuppppp itâs girlfrienddddd with the pizzaaaa
and guesss whoooo yuuppppp itâs girlfrienddddd with the pizzaaaa
17. Sheâs like âoh hey! I stay like 1 floor above you this is so weirdâ Iâm like Ohhhh woowww thatâs crazzzyyy I didnât know you worked for them what are the chancessss?????
18. So she walks in to put the pizza on the table & she pauses.. she says âhey sorry but umm can you turn your tv down for a second..â Iâm like yeah sure everything okay?? But I knew she could hear it 
19. I turn down my tv and CLEAR AS DAY SWEAR TO GOD ALL YOU HEAR IS...
20. âDAMM THIS ASS TIGHT BABYâ
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22. Iâve never seen someone move as fast as she did!! She got OUT my apartment and UP them steps faster than Koro Sensei!!
23. Bro Iâm in my living room and all your hear is cussing, shit being thrown!! And furniture being moved!! Then out of the corner of my eye.. I see a black Blur... crash and land in the bushes outside my apartment
24. I was like... did the girl he was cheating with.. just jump out the window????
25. I was like nah I gotta see what chick look like.. I peek thru my window... guess who the fuck I see..?? GUESS BRO...
26. JOHNAATHHAANNN??????
27. âHey Avery â
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28. THIS MUHFUCKA GON GET UP DANCING LIKE SHIT COOL 
TRYNA PLAY IT OFF LIKE HE WASNT FUCKING THIS BITCH BOYFRIEND 
TRYNA PLAY IT OFF LIKE HE WASNT FUCKING THIS BITCH BOYFRIEND
29. MEANWHILE HERE COMES GF SEARCHING FOR HIM WIT THE FUCKIN THANG ON HER
30. Bro I had to hide this nigga in my crib he ainât leave for like 2 weeks.. she ended up kicking her boyfriend out
31. One day she came downstairs and thanked me âit mustâve been God because if you ainât order food that day I wouldâve if never caught himâ I was like yeah man God work so mysteriously
Moral of the story: I get free pizza now 
