Overheard at my school - a thread

“Do you have to reference quotes?”
“Yes”
“What if my source is... quizlet”

“I love the word flannel”

“ive never been to subway... do they have bread like this”
*holds up a piece of artisan bread*

“she can suck my toe, and enjoy the meat”

“you can enjoy volleyball without getting naked”

“i think the word terrorist should be changed so that if you miss school purposefully...
...look at joe, joe has never missed school. be like joe.”

“he went to vegas for a week”

“is desmos another word for bidmas?”

“theres a welsh rapper? whats his name? lil baa?”

“puck ronk”

“i got distracted and accidentally turned into a computer”

this thread will now be:
things said during quarantine

me: “imagine if we had hooves”
mum: “oh for goodness sake”

mum (about sending my grandma to the shop): “theyre not going to deny a 70 year old some toilet paper”