Spending the day with my gran today & so far the topics of discussion have included:

• the murder of a local drug dealer & where the body was dumped
• where the local dogging community favours & what they do when the road is shut
• just how do they make the meerkat adverts?

• the current state of parking reflects the current state of the world
• how my dad never listens
• how much she enjoyed seeing her first drag show at a wedding
• property in Scotland is a mess at the moment
• the rat in her garden that steals bird food

We wrapped up our day with a visit to a local cafe at her church with her fellow pensioner pals where we discussed

• why they want to donate their bodies to science
• how exciting it is that women can be educated now (this was cute, they were very motivating)
• keeping goats

• how fast people drive now (in which my gran grassed me up for going 32 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht"> in a 30)
• all of the funerals they’ve been to recently
• why they don’t always trust home baking

All in all, it’s been an eye-opening day...