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IT'S WEDGED IN MY FRONT DOOR AND I HAVE TWO MORE LEFT TO GET OUT. I CAN'T UNWEDGE IT. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PICKED UP FOR DISPOSAL TOMORROW.

If I had a sledgehammer I'd break it into little pieces, but... Wait, I can just put all my weights on one end of the lifting barbell, and use it like a massive makeshift hammer...

WAIT. I CAN TRY POURING OLIVE OIL ON MY DOOR FIRST.

DIDN'T WORK NOW EVERYTHING SMELLS OILY

I'm going to ask a neighbour if I can borrow a saw.

I tried hacking off a piece from the side with my ceramic kitchen knife and it broke off... Maybe I'll just sleep with the door open tonight.

WAIT. FINALLY A PRACTICAL USE FOR MY PICKAXE.

Pickaxe was ineffective... Maybe if I get under it and try to stand up really hard...

This doesn't look right.

My doorbell has spiders living in it and is now covered in oil.

I HAVE MADE NO PROGRESS.

Soon you'll see. You'll all see.

This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair.

You're almost here, purple dot... I can almost break this curse.

Crisis averted.

Gotta energize.

Gotta hydrate.

It's gamer time.

Okay chair. Cool. No biggie. I underestimated you. You win.

Went to pick up this paper bag and my cat was hiding in it.