IT& #39;S WEDGED IN MY FRONT DOOR AND I HAVE TWO MORE LEFT TO GET OUT. I CAN& #39;T UNWEDGE IT. IT& #39;S SUPPOSED TO BE PICKED UP FOR DISPOSAL TOMORROW.
If I had a sledgehammer I& #39;d break it into little pieces, but... Wait, I can just put all my weights on one end of the lifting barbell, and use it like a massive makeshift hammer...
WAIT. I CAN TRY POURING OLIVE OIL ON MY DOOR FIRST.
DIDN& #39;T WORK NOW EVERYTHING SMELLS OILY
I& #39;m going to ask a neighbour if I can borrow a saw.
I tried hacking off a piece from the side with my ceramic kitchen knife and it broke off... Maybe I& #39;ll just sleep with the door open tonight.
This doesn& #39;t look right.
This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair.
You& #39;re almost here, purple dot... I can almost break this curse.
Crisis averted.
Gotta energize.
Gotta hydrate.
It& #39;s gamer time.