Having one of those & #39;Plenty of things to do so lets idly browse ridiculous London map duvet cover& #39; Sundays that most people have.
Look at this nonsense!

(gosh, it& #39;s tempting just because it& #39;s so terrible)
Yes, that& #39;s not the tube map.
OK, but I need to know what the colours mean.
I& #39;d just spend all my time trying to find a mistake.
You& #39;d never guess they used Photoshop and a photo to make this illustration.
An... interesting design choice. (yes, we& #39;re away from the maps now)
Now of course, long-term followers will remember (or more mercifully forget) my obsession with London map duvet covers is because I used to have this beauty.
And - um - the duvet I used to have was a single. There& #39;s a double duvet from the same design on eBay. How long can I actually resist trying to buy it?
No vintage ginger cats on eBay though, natch.
I cannot describe how much fascination the note on Oxford Street used to stir in me.

A street just for buses and taxis?
Anyway, I& #39;ll end this daft, indulgent thread with a duvet cover that is blatantly too much like taking work home.
Old threads revisited. Martha Stewart is trolling me.
Old threads revisited again - according to eBay this is a London Underground map fabric.

I can& #39;t resist the wrongness of this.
Man, I& #39;d forgotten how comforting looking at this mad world of crap London duvet covers could be.
Or maybe you& #39;d rather a & #39;Piet Mondrian style& #39;.
Or some exciting London "map art"
Or this map of London where East London is all fields and balloons.
Or a bit of a fever dream where the Tower Bridge takes over London north of the river to gain revenge for the south.
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