Having one of those 'Plenty of things to do so lets idly browse ridiculous London map duvet cover' Sundays that most people have.

Look at this nonsense!

(gosh, it's tempting just because it's so terrible)

Yes, that's not the tube map.

OK, but I need to know what the colours mean.

I'd just spend all my time trying to find a mistake.

You'd never guess they used Photoshop and a photo to make this illustration.

An... interesting design choice. (yes, we're away from the maps now)

Now of course, long-term followers will remember (or more mercifully forget) my obsession with London map duvet covers is because I used to have this beauty.

And - um - the duvet I used to have was a single. There's a double duvet from the same design on eBay. How long can I actually resist trying to buy it?

No vintage ginger cats on eBay though, natch.

I cannot describe how much fascination the note on Oxford Street used to stir in me.

A street just for buses and taxis?

Anyway, I'll end this daft, indulgent thread with a duvet cover that is blatantly too much like taking work home.

Old threads revisited. Martha Stewart is trolling me.

Old threads revisited again - according to eBay this is a London Underground map fabric.

I can't resist the wrongness of this.

Man, I'd forgotten how comforting looking at this mad world of crap London duvet covers could be.

Or maybe you'd rather a 'Piet Mondrian style'.

Or some exciting London "map art"

Or this map of London where East London is all fields and balloons.

Or a bit of a fever dream where the Tower Bridge takes over London north of the river to gain revenge for the south.