So I was flirting with cute boy and he asked me where I was from. I said Fresno and he said he’s never been but it sounds lovely LMAO
I got cute boy’s number. Wow maybe things are actually looking up for me.
Ladies, we have secured a date. I repeat, we have secured a date.
Update: we’re having an e-date by playing Smash Ultimate online 🥴
Update: today I have an actual date with him and now I’m nervous af, also, I’m broke
Update: date was nice and we ended up cuddling 🥴
Update: idk what happened last night but I may or may not be getting breakfast in bed right now
Update: he wants to cook me dinner tomorrow night.
Update: dinner date was cute and he told me he found my twitter so Benji, if you reading this, this vine is for you.
Update: he’s seen my room
Update: He visited me at work and brought me a pumpkin spice latte in a REUSABLE CUP.
Bonus points for the Pokémon themed cup.
Update: he thought this was cute (and it was)
Update: we carved pumpkins and I got a little too tipsy last night if you can’t tell.
Update: As of last night I’m officially off the market.
Update: I’m wrapping Benji’s birthday gift/writing his card and I have the biggest fucking smile on my face
Update: it’s his birthday and he can’t swim.
Update: so he’s axe-tually kind of a badass?
Update: I saw him perform in drag and holy fuck he’s so creative
Update: he wants to cook me elk steaks?
Update: he doesn’t know how to evenly spread my duvet blanket across my bed and he’s gonna give me an ocd panic attack one day. He’s lucky he’s cute smh.
Update: last night we spent our first Halloween together 🎃💕
Update: he just cooked me a traditional Montana dinner 🥴
Update: he bought me a video game and flowers for my birthday. I’m lowkey more happy about the flowers tho (cause no one has ever bought me flowers before).
Update: Finally got him to watch Midsommar. Also, his friends are so sweet and wholesome.
Update: We started our Pokémon Sword & Shield adventure together.
Update: It’s date night and we’re watching Frozen 2. Also, he’s very cute.
Update: He finally beat Pokémon Sword. I’m dating a champion!
Update: We made sopes together and he actually liked them! (Or at least he says he does so he won’t hurt my feelings)
Update: we were getting a little too frisky and he broke my glasses (I don’t think I got insurance to get new ones).
Update: he’s officially done teaching for the semester so this calls for a celebration!
Update: we celebrated our first Christmas a little early ❤️🎄
Update: He took my hot tub virginity. 🍵🎉
Update: I got my New Year’s Kiss. Looking forward to what 2020 has in store for us ❤️
Update: we went on our first hike of the year and our shoes got super muddy.
Update: my mom bought him a comal and this is how he uses it.
Update: I’m a big fan of Little Women Atlanta so for Valentine’s Day Ben got me a personalized video message from Ms.Juicy (the Queen of Atlanta). 🥺😭
Update: Yesterday I took him to a cute little town that has a special place in my heart. – bei Ferndale
Update: The silver lining in this pandemic is that sheltering in place has given us a solid idea of what it would be like to live together.
Update: Today officially marks 6 months. Can’t believe he’s not tired of my shit yet.
Update: I lost count of what day of quarantine it is, but we managed to escape the house for a little bit yesterday.
Update: I’ve been waiting to tweet this given everything going on, but we officially moved in together a few weeks ago! 💕
Update: Ben and I rescued a kitten together and she is now officially part of the family. Everyone say hi to Lady. 😸💕
Update: Ben started teaching remotely for the new semester and I got a new job in Portland. We’ll be relocating in about 3 weeks!
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