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i accidentally started watching sailor moon and i can’t stop?? lmao usagi is a huge dumbass but i’m weak for ridiculous dumbasses. also the the enemies to lovers serve from darien and usagi? 
usagi has peak dumbass energy but i will protecc her
luna is so adorable ugh 
i wonder is she’s a relative of jiji
i wonder is she’s a relative of jiji
wait i can’t get their names right lmao the dub is using the original names but in google it’s telling me their english names. a confused bun here
rei is usagi’s girlfriend and mamoru is her boyfriend. they are all each other’s boyfriends and girlfriends. this trio. y’all can’t convince me otherwise. #sailormoon
when two collective idiot brain cells becomes one single dumbass brain cell
why would they want to go on a cruise that accepts only exactly 666 passengers these dumbasses
luna: he’s the enemy!!!
usagi: yeah but does he have to be
i think usagi is speaking for us all villain stans when she said that
usagi: yeah but does he have to be
i think usagi is speaking for us all villain stans when she said that
tell ‘em girls #sailormoon
“even a crackpot has a cover on its own” lmao why is andrew so rude. oops wrong anime
i cannot stress this enough representation matters and representation is important 
stan queen berly’s hot minion villains rather than tuxedo mask because they have more interesting personalities
rei figuring out that mamoru is that bitch tuxedo mask in episode 15
anyway I SHIP IT
i already don’t like the look of sailor moon crystal it just looks like it destroyed the classic and it’s so ugly um??
watching usagi save the day and be a selfless hero despite being a complete immature dumbass idiot somehow makes me feel better
rei is always there waiting for every single opportunity to call usagi an idiot lmao
dumbass and idiot rep matters xx
usagi is always made to stand in the hallway outside for being late that’s why she doesn’t learn anything that’s why she’s so dumb snsjdjsjsjs poor child
rei: get away from me usagi you dumbass idiot you’re so dumb bunhead ha ha ha ha
also rei: if you so much harm a single hair on usagi’s head i’m going to f— come for you
#sailormoon
also rei: if you so much harm a single hair on usagi’s head i’m going to f— come for you
#sailormoon
anyway stan nephrite for clear skin
I HAD FREAKING CHILLS
did naru and nephrite just saved each other?!! ugh stan villains that has pulls on the light side and has gorgeous hair
rooting for naru and nephrite more than any ship in sailor moon rn but i already know he’s going to die but i will still not be ready for it
naru; a villain stan
death—i cannot stress this enough—is not the only way you can go about a redemptive arc 
naru and nephrite the superior #sailormoon ship
naru and nephrite the superior #sailormoon ship
sailor guardians were really late to save nephrite those dumbasses
if nephrite is a pedo then so is mamoru @ me kids
nephrite is an ethereal being thus it doesn’t compare perpendicularly to naru‘s age yes in this discourse i shall—
ARE YOU TELLING ME I CANNOT SHIP USAGI AND REI PLATONICALLY they said in the name of moon and mars we’re the enemies to lovers plot in romcoms, children #sailormoon
can you believe ami has a genius good legendary monster boyfriend? we had to ship. also rei used to date jaedite? that’s something else
ookay so in sailor moon crystal the senshis love interests are the 4 kings of heaven alright maybe it deserved to be watched after all
ugh i hate tuxedo mask that damsel in distress good for nothing j—anyway i don’t care about his characters he’s useless
mamoru is fine but tuxedo mask he’s an overstated overrated prick can he get lost already please
rei usagi’s aroace rep girlfriend 
zoisite really is that annoying b*tch that he is. oooo and the voice actor of sailor jupiter/mako is the same as catraaaa
REI SAYING “our usagi” GETS ME ALSO WHY IS SAILOR MOON SO FUNNY IT’S SO DAMN HILARIOUS EVEN WHEN USAGI SAYS “very funny” I STILL LAUGH???
did usagi just say “you’re one sick puppy” to her enemy lmao her braincells i lover her
sailor moon really gave me two excellent polyam ships: rei usagi mamoru and rei usagi minako 
I JUST HAD TO SHIP
lmao the level of stupidity and dumbassery of usagi x minako ship exceeds that of any ship not only in sailor moon but in the entire history of anime hahahahahaha
SAILOR MOON’S HUMOR IS
UGH I SHIP USAGI AND REI SO MUCH SJFJFJSDH
usagi: rei/mars is so mean huhuhu uhhhh wait what would she think of these dumplings and my hairstyle
rei: usagi is a dimwit i can’t help but insult her everytime ughhh but she’s my baby you can’t touch her
#sailormoon
usagi: rei/mars is so mean huhuhu uhhhh wait what would she think of these dumplings and my hairstyle
rei: usagi is a dimwit i can’t help but insult her everytime ughhh but she’s my baby you can’t touch her
#sailormoon
other characters call usagi stupid and a crybaby and i call her a dumbass as an endearment but she’s so selfless and never mock or insult anyone (except rei bc she’s her gf) ugh she’s just too pure for the world
THEY JUST REALLY KILLED OFF ALL THE SAILOR GUARDIANS IN FRONT OF MY SALAD AND THEY KILLED REI IN FRONT OF USAGI IN ONE EPISODE I’M—
“i really had fun arguing with you all the time” 
I’M SOBBING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO USAGI SHE DOESN’T DESERVE IT I
i finished season 1 and the girls have no memory of each other after everything they’ve been through that’s just rude
someone knows a link where to watch sailor moon r in vizmedia dub please
sailor moon: being a baby as she should be
other sailor guardians: all the known versions PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER USAGI
other sailor guardians: all the known versions PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER USAGI
this moonlight knight has got to go as much as tuxedo mask, also any alter-ego of mamoru or mamoru himself sometimes he’s annoying af. we get it men are useless what more do we need you for
sailor moon R really gave you guys virtual reality and in a time i wasn’t even born yet amazing
REI AND USAGI SHITTING EACH OTHER EVERYTIME THEY GET HAHAHAHAHA
usagi and rei love each other so much more than anyone change my mind
NOW TELL ME WHO LOVES USAGI MORE THAN ANYONE!!!!! thank you @vizmedia for shipping usagi and rei more than i could ever do #sailormoon
samedt girls
did rei just organize a wholeass school festival for usagi?!!!! wrote a wholeass love song for her?!!!! GIRLFRIENDS 
first five heart emojis really represent the sailor senshi huh? their impact
i still ship it
lmao it makes you so proud of usagi for being proud of being a pure dumbass 
men wearing pink makes me weak okay? maybe i don’t hate mamoru in this episode
chibi-usa really pulled a gun on her mother’s head lmao she’s more like rei than any of her parents—that’s right i spoiled myself already
USAGI SAVING REI’S ANIME/BOOK COLLECTION IS THE DEEPEST BOND OF FRIENDSHIP THERE IS
a family
what’s this pink montage on the people who usagi and sailor moon love the most i’m emo
anyway we’re halfway through sailor moon R and what i love about season 2 is rei and chibi’s relationship. how chibiusa’s favorite ever is rei and she’s always holding on to her whenever, like usagi like daughter 
can’t make me hate a white platinum haired evil btch no matter what you do i promise you
rip to future neo-queen serenity but i’m not like her i’d rather rule future crystal tokyo with this powerful evil sorcerer prince than a lameass basic rose king
prince demande calling usagi “my queen” on the first time they met and with endymion it’s just crickets
endymion calling neo queen serenity “his wife” 
annoying piece of ass. the disrespect. she’s not your wife you idiot you’re only “her husband”
annoying piece of ass. the disrespect. she’s not your wife you idiot you’re only “her husband”
of course i have a type
i ship this i ship this and i’m terrible like that
sailor moon au where both leaders of the enemies: moon clan and the black moon clan were arranged to get married to stop a war between the moon and planet nemesis and fall in love it’s what i deserve
not naru and nephrite 2.0: petz and saphir. solidarity for soft villain bois who sips the respect women juice
i love to hear it
are you kidding me 
not michiru and haruka (and maybe saturn) having the talismans lmao clown behavior
this reminds me of a certain anime movie 
exactly pink and purple btches, a whisker away is really a ripoff of this movie huh
guys are so pretty in pink actually. i see men wearing pink i simp
michiru and rei still my best girls
it’s been a long time since i updated this thread even if i’m constantly watching this series i’m on s4 now and the dream arc if it’s a metaphor of something is a bit disturbing lol
and the dream arc if it’s a metaphor of something is a bit disturbing lol
u have no idea how much i love this this is so preciousssss https://twitter.com/PhilDragash/status/1262826487004217352
this is so preciousssss https://twitter.com/PhilDragash/status/1262826487004217352
aaaanyway here’s one from the girls
idc what u say sailor moon is not girly it’s powerfully feminist and timeless and yeah ahead of its time
me on d*ting apps;
so true king!!!!!
and yeah i read that one long ass post about the dream arc being more about survivors and i have to agree and at least i know chibiusa will not be metamorphically [redacted] at least
take a good look at my gf i would literally do anything for her
shrine maiden is now a career goal indeedt
we call them trigger stars now, these days sailor moon x trigger stars
sailor moon x trigger stars
the way all these girls all of the sailor senshi are into polyamory it’s just so pleasing to me
watch #sailormoon‘s viz dubbed version—
why were rei and usagi holding each other in this episode for no apparent reason lmao gffffffffffffs 
when they date
just polyam thingzzz
the way i get serotonin when they do their single braincell twin things 
also the way you can ship everyone with anyone in sailor moon and ship polyam ships—u won’t run out of ships—so fckng ahead of its time i’m telling y’all
can’t believe mako is canonically only 5’6 why did they hold back and not just made her 5’9 anyways best girl tallest girl
when they step on my neck
more polyam thingzzz
they’re all dating
x mina
x mina
exactly michiru—oops wrong anime
usagi x mina x rei https://twitter.com/polyshippingacc/status/1318877060560015360
https://twitter.com/polyshippingacc/status/1318877060560015360
that’s just all the inner sailor senshi https://twitter.com/polyshippingacc/status/1318878606043602949
usagi x rei x ami or usagi x mina/mako x rei/mako https://twitter.com/polyshippingacc/status/1318882688053501953
i broke the thread lmao https://twitter.com/mightazerie/status/1324646081708187648
usagi x mako/rei x mina/ami https://twitter.com/polyshippingacc/status/1319750490612269066
they are all polyamorous and dating (chibiusa is just everyone’s child) #sailormoon
anywho i finished season 4!!! i am now in sailor stars $&:&;@(&(/@@/$ and it’s so sooooo good! sailor moon eternal exactly
ms @laurapostvoice’s subtle transition from her diana to ragyo voice as queen nehelenia—
ma’am that’s chilling to the bones we—
ma’am that’s chilling to the bones we—
every minako dialogue on sailor stars litrally on point ahahahaha https://twitter.com/SailorMoonOoC/status/1325167457548398593
gorgeous 
please do the outer senshis—for the sake of nostalgia pls we beg https://twitter.com/pookiepenworks/status/1297732749869056000
please do the outer senshis—for the sake of nostalgia pls we beg https://twitter.com/pookiepenworks/status/1297732749869056000
sailor moon super s movie outfreakingsold 
the colors, the shots, the panels, the voices, the art
the colors, the shots, the panels, the voices, the art
just more polyam things
they’re all dating
x rei
x rei
these are magic the way these could be official art, maybe they should call u up make this an official art bc they should! https://twitter.com/pookiepenworks/status/1302781895319617542
the way these could be official art, maybe they should call u up make this an official art bc they should! https://twitter.com/pookiepenworks/status/1302781895319617542
when your circle is small but y’all are crazy
dropping by this thread to say THE WAY I SHIP USAGI WITH SEIYA IN SAILOR STARS IS UNHEALTHY
seiya x usagi x haruka // demande x usagi x nehelenia polyam potential i just think,,
friend soulmates
seiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
eternal is out ??? and i haven’t even finished sailor stars stfu i am taking my sweet sweet time with the best sailor moon season okay
haruka is aquarius and michiru is pieces??? their signs aren’t compatible,, ur life’s a lie
they are so right for this and the way i ship it ALL
ALL
can’t name a show other than sailor moon that i have the most multiple ships with it’s like free space bingo lmao or tic tac toe whatever
hmm
so i started watching sailor moon crystal and i really hate art style and the cgi lmao but i can stand it i guess?? the enemies to lovers arc with the 4 kings and the senshi SO TRUE 
but the way rei doesn’t roast usagi every time she gets 
but the way rei doesn’t roast usagi every time she gets
solely started watching crystal just for the fact that amanda said she’s read a lot of nephrite and jupiter fanfics in a panel and also rei and jaedite 
minako and kunzite will be both so pretty af together pls 
it’s what mina deserves
minako and kunzite will be both so pretty af together pls it’s what mina deserves
back to sailor stars the way seiya >>>>>>> mamoru in every single way,, usagi was a coward for rejecting seiya each every single time just bc of a ldr bf who doesn’t even give af about her
yeah
top 3 ppl who i ship usagi with?
rei/mina, seiya, demande
rei/mina, seiya, demande
the way usagi says “seiyaaaa” just gets to me
why would usagi choose mamo over seiya like?? why choose someone who’s useless rather than the one who’s always there and always hypes you tf up and makes u the best u can be, in this case f*** soulmates just bc u are soulmates doesn’t mean u can’t be with your twin flame!!
seiya and usagi are platonic soulmates whereas mamoru and usagi are romantic soulmates guess which appeals to me more
my heart hurts for seiya the way he loves usagi so unconditionally hurts my soul
it’s fine you can tell me they’re meant to be now
a family
that scene when all the identities revealed and the starlights are shookt bc the senshi transformed in front of the starlights like “yes that’s right boys LOOK at us whilst we transform ”
”
funniest thing about sailor moon crystal is how they stuck with the manga and made mamoru an hs student with glasses instead of a college useless c/reep jerk dating a middle schooler to make him more palatable but still isn’t to me,, as the 4 kings are
but still isn’t to me,, as the 4 kings are
sailor moon eternal art style and animation looks so much better than crystal, no lip shade and same og eye style only shinier it’s like a mix of crystal and the og. i’m crying i think when will it b out for the rest of us?!
when will it b out for the rest of us?!
sailor moon eternal netfl!x announcement let’s freaking gooo better finish crystal then i have 2 1/2 seasons left
senshi in the og sailor moon: *ditches usagi for the 3 lights, girl gotta learn to stand up on her own tough love
senshi in crystal: usagi our baby our only love our child f*** them m3n our little bby girl comes first
senshi in crystal: usagi our baby our only love our child
f*** them m3n our little bby girl comes first
minako and kunzite 
also every single episode of sailor moon crystal: I rEmEmbEr NoW—
the memory loss trope only work if the lovers become enemies after,, that actually try to k word each other!!
sailor v really stole the show in crystal we love that for her
i buy the shitennou as the senshi’s love interest only bc of the lovers to enemies to lovers plot
rei in crystal; abhors men and literally shows and speaks it
also rei: has a love interest
also rei: has a love interest
rei minako jaedite kunzite polyamory so true
the first tweet in this thread about mamousa pls disregard that idk that sh!p i was naive back then i’m a changed person now
