started grey’s anatomy for the first time ever so I hope you’re all excited to go on this journey with me

FYI I am on episode 8 and right now I just have to say I would literally never trust any of these people to take my temperature let alone conduct brain surgery on me

DR MCDREAMY THAT IVE BEEN HEARING ABOUT FOR 14 YEARS LIVES IN A TRAILER y’all need standards

sandra oh and katherine heigl literally just cut a dead man open without permission I’m appalled but I also think that’s feminism ?

JK KATE WALSH’S FUR COLLARED TRENCH IS FEMINISM

Weird that this show has Kate Walsh and yet Patrick Dempsey is the one nicknamed McDreamy

ok I’m on the episode where the power is out and you think that would be a terrible thing to happen to sick or injured people but nothing could be worse than having these people as their doctors

Currently on the episode with the train accident which my sources tell me is based on true events and honestly I hope the two people that really had a pole lodged into them had better doctors than these sorority sisters

Okay there is a pregnant man on this episode and it’s honestly the most realistic thing that’s happened in this series so far

Had to pause this episode to go out and be social but I’m back and let me tell you the pregnant man is truly the only character I’ve felt sympathy for and I’ve watched 15 episodes of this show.

sandra oh went to her bf’s apartment ONE TIME and he asked her to move in??????? I literally hate this show but also sandra move in he is a DOCTOR

They are playing YOU AND ME BY LIFEHOUSE while semi-hot intern doctor cheats on KATHERINE. HEIGL. with the nurse he gave syphilis to?!? I actually cannot handle this show and I can’t wait to watch all 74 seasons of it

a baby’s lung collapsed and ellen pompeo and doctor mctrailer literally were flirting while injecting the baby this is why we don’t need straight pride

okay meredith had her hand on a BOMB and sandra oh wanted to talk about her love life seriously how have these people not been fired

MCTRAILER JUST TOLD MEREDITH SHE WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM HAS A FRIEND WHERE IS THE BOMB WHEN YOU NEED IT

Well at least they have Laurie Metcalfe guest starring. Only took them 30 episodes to do something right.

Meredith saying “I make no apologizes for how I choose to repair what you broke” to mctrailer IS THE SINGLE GREATEST LINE ON TELEVISION I can’t believe it came from this show with these stupid people

currently on the prom episode and I don’t understand how apparently for one night no one is sick or dying and these people have time throw a prom also katherine heigl is hugging a dead body so

there is now a patient who has ordered 3 different cakes to her hospital room and told the doctors to stop being so aggressive so they’ve FINALLY given us a relatable character

okay so the dead guy katherine heigl was hugging left her 8.5 MILLION DOLLARS she can buy a lot more than 27 dresses with that

there is so much wrong with this show that I haven’t even had the time to comment on sara ramirez’s bangs

FYI still watching this show and still don’t know why:

- sandra oh isn’t running the hospital herself
- y’all love a man that lives in a trailer
- katherine heigl took 89 years to deposit an 8 million dollar check
- every employee at this hospital hasn’t been arrested yet

Ellen Pompeo’s hair color literally changes by the episode and honestly at least someone has an arc

I’m pretty sure the only takeaway from this show is that white people are terrible

This whole subplot of Kate Walsh’s leave of absence is seriously confusing me who are these new people I literally thought I accidentally turned another show on

katherine heigl is single white female-ing the shit out of george and sara ramirez and she has GOT TO GO

sandra oh looking at herself in the mirror wearing the choker from burke’s mom is how I look at every episode of this show

I AM GOING TO ARREST THE SEASON 3 FINALE FOR ASSAULT WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS

okay season 4 episode 1 and the smartest characters this show has ever had so far are katherine heigl’s interns bc they know she’s insane

if there isn’t a gilmore girls crossover episode then there is literally zero point for richard gilmore being an intern unless they fire katherine heigl and give him her job that’s fine then

ok seattle has like 175 surgeons but apparently no real estate agents since they all either live in trailers or sleep on each other’s couches ????

george and katherine heigl absolutely deserve the terrible sex they are having. they are demons and should absolutely be punished.

THIS SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED MIRANDA BAILEY’s ANATOMY she is literally the only character that matters and deserves the world and that is that on that

the ambulance crashing into the other ambulance is really sad, but let’s not ignore that it’s clearly a metaphor for all of these characters constantly ruining each other’s lives and subsequently ruining their own.

okay people mctrailer bought a piece of land to buy a house I am officially promoting him to mcgrass

watching this show is like walking up a broken escalator. it could’ve really helped me but instead it’s broken and now I’m exhausted after experiencing it.

uh... meredith’s therapist is literally the trunchbull

the boy stuck in the concrete blob should honestly just stay there at least he’s protected from the insane stupidity around him and katherine heigl won’t try to sleep with him

the season 4 finale is unbearable. like where did meredith get 250 candles on such short notice also why is karev the best actor on this show right now also sara ramirez is a 10 and no matter what gender she aims for she keeps getting 4s someone help them all but mostly help me

bernadette peters starting season 5 of greys in the exact same dress as she wore when she transformed into the act 2 witch is the eighth wonder of the world

this show is literally so relatable. like... every time sandra oh mouths off to ME she DOES get impaled with an icicle

meredith dropped a KIDNEY on the GROUND and they are going by the 5 second rule?!? I have higher standards for french fries when I drop them these people need to be executed

also sara ramirez literally asked a man for *LLs so this show is no longer feminist

*lesbian lessons

ok FINALLY someone on this show GETS IT. lesbian whose name I do not remember but is not sara ramirez called this hospital out on their bull shit. she knows katherine heigl is literally insane and needs to GO

katherine heigl is full on conversing with a ghost she has g2g also the interns are cutting each other open because they are bored so why don’t they cut katherine heigl open instead and maybe just leave her

hello 911 katherine heigl just had sex with a ghost I’d like a formal investigation into the writers of this show

the serial killer they operated on is wearing FLIP FLOPS on death row? he deserves to be there then honestly

Is sara ramirez seriously giving up her trust fund for a girl named ARIZONA what in the meghan mccain is going on here

I went into grey’s anatomy knowing literally nothing about the show and here I am, at the season 5 finale, still knowing nothing about the show.

I take that back george died and katherine heigl still lives ?! I know EVERYTHING I need to know about this show and that is that it was written by demons

season 6 is brutal and by season 6 I mean katherine heigl and by brutal I mean the worst thing I’ve ever seen on television

okay on the real... grey’s is super problematic 99.9% of the time BUT the way they handle sexual identity and orientation is actually way ahead of its time for a mid 2000s primetime tv drama. very impressive. (except katherine heigl’s post cancer hairstyles... very homophobic)

this burn victim episode is further proof of everything I’ve been thinking ALL of these doctors are terrible and they should all be arrested and season 6 episode 6 should’ve been the very end of it all

the girl in the neck brace who fell off a roof while on shrooms is, and I cannot stress this enough, the most important character on this show.

head of surgery man singing baby it’s cold outside with arizona is without a doubt the most tragic thing that’s happened on this show.... and children have died on this show.

this episode w/ the singer who is going to lose a lung is sad I guess but I can think of plentyyyyyy of singers around here I wouldn’t mind losing a lung. or two.

karev telling katherine heigl to literally leave and not come back is full on gay rights

I feel like most shows now have sarah paulson forcing dumb men to drink vodka so I guess this show was a little ahead of its time

DEMI LOVATO ON GREYS SOS THIS IS NOT A DRILL this show needs an OSCAR

MANDY. MOORE. what in the seventeen magazine is happening on season 6?!?

this girl is hands down the most useless character I’ve ever seen on television

okay honestly I cannot address the season 6 finale at the moment. however, season 7 episode 1? appalling. since when does derrick own a car and sandra oh got married in a living room? that marriage is doomed.

sandra oh IS QUITTING and becoming a hair dresser ?!?!

took me 7 seasons but I finally shed a tear at grey’s and you can sure as fuck bet it was because of miranda bailey and none of these other fools

finally found a character I truly and wholeheartedly relate to

OH NO do I like lexie grey?

okay I made it to the musical episode and I need everyone to respect my privacy right now. Im confused, offended, hurting and thinking about doing dangerous things to myself like going to a blake shelton concert or wearing aéropostale

the only good thing about season 7 is that katherine heigl is not on it

THEY MADE THE USELESS GIRL CHIEF RESIDENT ?!?! Just when I started to have hope for this show they immediately ruin it. At least they are consistent

season 8 started with a man and a woman falling through a sink hole and lexie’s bangs still require more medical attention

Honestly have no idea what’s happening right now. Out of NOWHERE they are playing a softball game? ALL of them playing softball and no one is at the hospital? Like who is saving lives rn? (Not that any of them are helpful to begin with)

me when the writers add another subplot with a ghost

literally just now realized there’s a character named teddy in this show like if my significant other were named teddy I would also start coughing up blood

NO one could have prepared me for this “what if” episode. Sandra Oh’s bangs? Miranda is incompetent? Meredith being friends with April AND wearing a pink cardigan? WHAT IS GOING ON??? I HATE this world

jk I like this world. Kate Walsh is back and Sara Ramirez got a good haircut. Carry on

oh what a surprise in an alternate universe they are all still dumb as shit I am shocked

there is a literal lion loose in seattle and honestly thank god. the plots were starting to get too far fetched, im glad they are bringing in something more real and relatable

ginger man cheated on sandra oh bc she had an abortion? absolutely not I have no time for this

hey lexie just recommended the nine inch nails album to mcsteamy so I honestly wish I was never born

okay season 9 and I’ve never been more confused .. who is dead? who is alive? who still lives in seattle? who has both of their legs?

sandra oh is having sex with rex from desperate housewives???? The crossover we finally deserve. ALSO why is April still allowed on the premises of any hospital

I had to put greys down for a minute to watch some other shows but I’m back to greys and this episode already has big foot in it so I anticipate I’ll be taking a break from the show again soon.

ok Quinn from UNREAL coming into this hospital and shutting down the ER could not be more necessary. next step is to ARREST every employee at that hospital always (except Miranda Bailey always) like hello yes 911 id like to report 500 terrible “doctors” xo

hello I have decided to pick grey’s up from where I left off (season 9 episode 19) and was greeted with the gentle reminder that april is still terrible. it’s nice to have a sense of ~normalcy~ while in quarantine

so glad I picked this show back up. love using television as a way to escape reality

APRIL got a flash mob proposal ?! Hopefully this means that she will get married and leave the hospital to become a housewife and we will never have to see her again

jackson literally saved a child from a fire and april screamed at him...... I am absolutely done with her she is the human form of corona virus