Forever 21 is closing, please sign my petition to replace it with my new concept:
Bitches, We’re 35

We will carry a selection of clothing for all your needs: daring dresses you did not have the ass for at 20, comfortable muumuus, witch corner, actual fucking cotton, pajamas that double as evening pants, and “I feel Victorian today”

Our signature line will feature white cotton t shirts you can’t see through and button-ups that actually cover your tits, with steel reinforcement if necessary.
Bitches We’re 35 will also be launching a signature scent that’s mostly like tea.

Because we’re still hip with the times, we will feature an interactive whack-a-mole game where the moles (who we love and protec) are replaced by Internet Men trying to explain things to you. It is free to play, but there’s a four hour limit.

Hey twitter world, coincidentally today is trailer drop day for #whatlieswest , the feature I’ve spent the last 2 years making. Give it a look!