Trump's official schedule
Tuesday:
lunch with Pence
Today:
intelligence briefing, lunch with the Secretary of the Interior (bonus points if you can name him without looking)

that's it.
Today's Official Presidential Schedule

4 p.m. The President participates in the establishment of the U.S. Space Command

That's it.

(7-3:30 the President watches Fox and bitch tweets)
Today's Official Presidential Schedule

11:30 Intelligence Briefing
12:30 Lunch with Pompeo

That's it.

(the rest is watching Fox and bitch tweeting)
Today's Official Presidential Schedule

11:45 Intelligence Briefing (12:30 tweet out classified intel photo)
3:00 Meeting with Defense Secretary

That's it

(the rest is watching Fox and bitch tweeting)
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:30 Dorian briefing
12:45 Lunch with Pompeo
2:15 Announce state opioid grants

That’s it.

The rest is watching Fox (and CNBC today) and bitch tweeting
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:45 Intelligence briefing
1:45 Meeting with Mary Barra
4:30 Presidential medal ceremony

That’s it

(The rest is playing with sharpies and bitch tweeting)
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

<nothing>

That’s right, nothing

The rest is bitch tweeting and keeping #sharpiegate alive
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:00 AM Medal of Valor Ceremony

12:30 Presser with Acting Commissioner of Customs and Border Protection

2:15 Leaves for a rally.

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox.
Today's Official Presidential Schedule

12:30 Lunch with Pompeo
5:35 Leaves for a fund raiser

That's it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and trade deal fronting and watching Fox
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:45 Intelligence Briefing
3:30 Meeting with the Secretary of Defense

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

2 Fundraisers

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox on AF1
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

<nothing>

That’s right, zero zip nada

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

12:00 Call w Jewish leaders
3:30 Intel Briefing
6:30 Address to Hispanic group

That’s it

The rest is bitch tweeting, airing of grievances and watching Fox
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

2:00 Intel Briefing
4:00 Meet w Sec’y Defense

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting. Watching Fox. Airing grievances. Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

3:15 Sign an executive order on transparency (can’t make it up)

That’s it.

The rest is Volfefe and watching Fox.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:45 Intelligence briefing
4:10 Leaves to throw himself a rally (Kurds won’t be able to make it, sorry)

That’s it.

The rest is volfefe and watching Fox.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

<Nothing>

That’s right. Nothing.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule
11:45 Intel Briefing
12:30 Lunch w Pence
3:10 Photo op w StL Blues

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the volfefe.
Daily Presidential Schedule

The weekly pep rally is in Dallas today.

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

12:00 Intelligence briefing

That’s it.

The rest will be bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:30 Cabinet Meeting
12:45 Lunch with Mike Pounce

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

12:00 Intel Briefing
12:45 Lunch w Pompeo

That’s it.

The rest it bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

3:40 Speech in Pittsburgh

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:30 Intel Briefing
1:45 Lighting of Diya Ceremony
4:30 Medal of Freedom Ceremony

Yuge day right?

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

12:45 Lunch w Pence
5:00 Medal of Honor Ceremony

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

NOTHING

That’s right, nothing.

It will be all bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

1:30 Intel Briefing
4:30 Leaves to throw himself a pep rally in MS

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

Nothing

That’s right, for the second week in a row a day with zero, zilch, nada.

It will be all bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe!
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

10:35 Lay a wreath and deliver brief remarks

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Daily Presidential Schedule

Despot Day!

12:00 Erdogan shows up

Until then it will be non-stop bitch tweeting. Enjoy the Covfefe!
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

12:00 Intel Briefing
2:00 Remarks on healthcare transparency pricing initiative

That’s it.

Damn right he’s watching and bitch tweeting. Enjoy the Volfefe
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

2:00 Intel briefing
4:15 Pompeo meeting

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:30 Cabinet Meeting
12:45 Lunch w Pence

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

2:30 Russia’s Lavrov meeting (Trump reveals classified intel and gets instructions)

5:00 Leaves for a pep rally

That’s it.

The rest will be rage tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule (brace yourself another grueling day)

3:30 Swears in the Energy Sec’y
4:00 Hanukkah Reception

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

6 am -11 am Bitch tweet 66 times and counting

11:15 Deliver brief remarks on Paid Leave

12:00 Intel Briefing

That’s it. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:00 President of Paraguay stops by

That’s it.

The rest will be bitch tweeting, watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

1:45-2:35 The President and First Lady of Guatemala have 50, Five Zero, minutes to arrive, meet and get out.

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:45 Intel Briefing
4:25 Leaves to throw himself a pity party in Michigan

That’s it.

The rest will be a whole lot of bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Impeachment.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

Nothing. Zero. Zip. Nada.

That’s right - not a damn thing.

It will be 100% bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

12:30 Lunch w/ Pompeo
7:30 Deliver remarks @ Andrews and head for Palm Beach

That’s it.

The bitch tweeting and Fox watching has already commenced. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Daily Presidential Schedule

Nothing

That’s right nothing.

Starting 2020 strong — bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:45 A ceremony for new Ambassadors
12:15 Intel Briefing
1:00 Lunch w Pence

That’s it.

The rest will be bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Daily Presidential Schedule

1:45 Meet w Pompeo

That’s right, that’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Daily Presidential Schedule

11:00 LSU eats fast food

2:40 Off to Palm Beach on your dime

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting (currently ongoing) and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule

11:00 am USMCA Signing Ceremony

That’s it.

The rest will be bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Daily Presidential Schedule
Updating a grueling week...

Monday was lunch w/ Pence
Tuesday was absolutely nothing
Today lunch w/ Esper

That’s it.

The rest is bitch tweeting and watching Fox. Enjoy the Volfefe.
Today’s Daily Presidential Schedule

12:30 Lunch w Pence
5:00 Coronavirus Press Briefing

That’s it.

The rest will be watching Fox and bitch tweeting.
Today’s Official Presidential Schedule
9:00 AM
10:00 AM
11:00 AM
12:00 PM
1:00 PM
2:00 PM
3:00 PM
4:00 PM
5:00 PM campaign rally

That’s right, not a single thing on the President’s schedule except bitch tweeting and watching Fox

Enjoy the Volfefe.
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