2020 Democratic presidential candidates as hard seltzer brands, a thread:

Yes, this is very real @dddddiane.

Joe Biden: Natty Light Seltzer

Late to the party and trying way too hard to be your favorite.

Elizabeth Warren: Ruby Grapefruit White Claw

The people's favorite.

Pete Buttigieg: Vodka Soda with a splash of cranberry juice.

Your mom's favorite "seltzer."

Julián Castro: Corona Refresca.

A breath of fresh air, but won't really ever catch on.

Beto O'Rourke: PBR "Stronger Seltzer."

Wants so badly to be the "working man's choice," but is way too hipster to do well.

Kirsten Gillibrand: Smirnoff Spiked Sparking Seltzer Raspberry Rosé

Was already meh at their first job, now just going after something that no one really wants or needs.

Marianne Williamson: Overly fermented kombucha.

I mean, come on.

Cory Booker: Cranberry Bon & Viv Spiked Seltzer.

He's fine if there are no other options, but not your first choice. And kinda tastes a bit like medicine.

Kamala Harris: Truly Passionfruit.

Trying really hard to be the fun and hip option, but just not that great.

Andrew Yang: Four Loko Seltzer.

Really only popular on the internet.

Bernie Sanders: Trader Joe's Sparkling Hard Seltzer.

Comes across as organic and granola, but in reality is actually kind of expensive and a bit corporate.

And finally, Amy Klobuchar: Opened bottle of Stop & Shop brand club soda that's been sitting in your fridge for three days and went flat.