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2020 Democratic presidential candidates as hard seltzer brands, a thread:
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Joe Biden: Natty Light Seltzer
Late to the party and trying way too hard to be your favorite.
Late to the party and trying way too hard to be your favorite.
Beto O& #39;Rourke: PBR "Stronger Seltzer."
Wants so badly to be the "working man& #39;s choice," but is way too hipster to do well.
Wants so badly to be the "working man& #39;s choice," but is way too hipster to do well.
Kirsten Gillibrand: Smirnoff Spiked Sparking Seltzer Raspberry Rosé
Was already meh at their first job, now just going after something that no one really wants or needs.
Was already meh at their first job, now just going after something that no one really wants or needs.
Marianne Williamson: Overly fermented kombucha.
I mean, come on.
I mean, come on.
Cory Booker: Cranberry Bon & Viv Spiked Seltzer.
He& #39;s fine if there are no other options, but not your first choice. And kinda tastes a bit like medicine.
He& #39;s fine if there are no other options, but not your first choice. And kinda tastes a bit like medicine.
Kamala Harris: Truly Passionfruit.
Trying really hard to be the fun and hip option, but just not that great.
Trying really hard to be the fun and hip option, but just not that great.
Andrew Yang: Four Loko Seltzer.
Really only popular on the internet.
Really only popular on the internet.
Bernie Sanders: Trader Joe& #39;s Sparkling Hard Seltzer.
Comes across as organic and granola, but in reality is actually kind of expensive and a bit corporate.
Comes across as organic and granola, but in reality is actually kind of expensive and a bit corporate.
And finally, Amy Klobuchar: Opened bottle of Stop & Shop brand club soda that& #39;s been sitting in your fridge for three days and went flat.
