Thread by @iamniquefranco, The first of many funny shit we say on The Real Housewives [...]

The first of many funny shit we say on The Real Housewives of CNCO

Den: what’d you say? Nayeli has AirPods, she can’t hear me bc she doesn’t hear broke

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den is gonna ft us during the cnco concert

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Den: i just want a fat ass
Me: im here just being a fatass

I’m not going to LA bc den won’t stop WHEEZING at my serious comments....

Naya: I specialize in bitch
Me: only with den though

Den is so predictable

Den: my work bf has a WHOLE ass family
Naya: my work bf is engaged
Me: my spanish boyfriend is GAY
Den&Naya: you win dom

when the real house wives of cnco call me queen I get soft

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hops on ft*
naya: sing to me queen

I’m just tryna sing naya to sleep....

den: mayeli
naya: mande?
den: FUCK YOU

I just found out dogs get periods -naya

do they wear pads, and that’s why we can’t see their blood?
nayas midnight thoughts everyone

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I’m an eggetarian, pLS SOMEONE COME GET HER

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me: you guys better answer when I call so you can see Ocean live
naya: just don’t cry too loud bc were tryna hear it

den and i having a serious ass conversation
naya: I’ll be ur child

“Den we’re gonna be sisters”

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“Tu eres la madrina de @lunaypr1”

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me: ft keeps kicking me out, it’s saying you guys don’t like me

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naya: yeah we dont, we love you
GOLD STARS NAYA GOLD STARS

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when I tell y’all kenia and naya have me DEAD ON FT

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“omg you want a number”

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“Joel why are you being mean”

NO ONE HURTS MI HERMANITA

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me: “what about hey DJ?”
naya: “lazy day isn’t a song”
me: “naya......”

naya talking about how much she loves den....... “I hate her so much”

dom: “omg look how many people went to see Karol G”
den: “that’s gonna be you one day dom”

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the amount of times we call each other bitch......

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“Hey Kenia! I miss you bitch”

KENIA IS HITTING ON MY BROTHER ON FT

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kenia is my cuñis........

nayas step dad

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it felt weird not ft las fucking duras last night

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kenia and I DISLIKE THE SAME PEOPLE IM DEAD FKDKSKD

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naya lives next to so many famous people WTF SKIDKD

las fucking duras are stealing my mom....

and kenia both my brother AND mom

“mayeli wake ur fucking titties up bitch”

calls nayeli back in the group ft*
“It kicked me out I just got to lazy to join”
me: “one time it kicked me out and y’all never called me back............”
den, mayra, and naya: laugh*
me: “it’s not funny, I cried...”
den, mayra and naya: laugh AGAIN*

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