Following on from this Reddit thread, I& #39;m gonna start a thread talking about the things this woman does that i absolutely adore that drives me crazy. https://twitter.com/Olumuyiwa__/status/1165169468286353408">https://twitter.com/Olumuyiwa...
Anytime i see a meal on Twitter i really like, i DM it to her, and without fail, in at most a week, that meal is part of my food. Doesn& #39;t really matter what the the meal is. I& #39;m not even sure she knows it tbh. But it& #39;s always crazy to me.
So, when we sleep, i have this thing where i need to feel her beside me, my body touching hers. Whenever she comes to bed after me, she moves a part of my body, leg or arm, and places it on her body (preferably ass) so i know she& #39;s there. Has me grinning like a fool.
We once got robbed in a house we were living in and she had nightmares for years about it. But whenever she starts having those nightmares, i wrap my body around her, and without fail, she goes still, like she acknowledges that she& #39;s safe with me.
She sometimes chases me around the house trying to spank ass. It& #39;s hilarious because we can spend 15 minutes just running around laughing at the top of our voices with her trying to simply spank my ass or cop a feel. I pretend i don& #39;t like it. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Expressionless face" aria-label="Emoji: Expressionless face">
Oh, yeah, she randomly starts dancing at random songs that come on when we& #39;re watching TV. And she enjoys this dancing so much. I also pretend it& #39;s annoying and she& #39;s distracting. It& #39;s a lie, i love it.
Yeah, when at night, the gen in the house has an issue and I& #39;m downstairs trying to fix it, she& #39;ll come down after a few minutes, ostensibly to check on me. I tell her to go back up and rest, but i love that she still comes to check in everytime.
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