Things said by kindergarteners during state testing; a thread

Me- “Decompose the 5 into 2 smaller numbers”

“So like write two teeny fives?”

*writing numbers 0-20*

“Oh right 12, put the 1 first”

Me- “Wow! Good job! How did you know how to do that”

“Mmm because I’m (s)mart”

“Wait what do I write here?”

“You just said it!” - Me

“I know I just forget things fast”

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Continuing this thread this year but virtual style https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏽‍💻" title="Woman technologist (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman technologist (mittlerer Hautton)">

School started today so I’m screening my kiddos on their letters and letter sounds...

I asked one of my kids what sound a letter made and they go “uh i don’t know probably like a human fart noise”

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