I'm taking a break from GoT to read Harry Potter because I agreed to take part in a pub quiz and I know nothing loool
Fyi its great.
This is now formally my Harry Potter reaction thread. https://twitter.com/ClinicallyLuxe/status/1168588282646663168?s=19
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It was Hagrid?????!! !!!!!!!x
Lucius Malfoy is trying to get Papa Albus out of here.
And Hermione has been petrified!!!
It is already clear to me that Harry's (future) greatness is inextricably bound to Hermione's existence.

A queen. He gets to succeed because of her intellectual labour.

You hate to see it.
Do you know what I love?

Ron is always on beef.

Ready to swing at any time.
Tom Riddle???

Ginny?!

I'm going to fall down.
Fawkes
I can't believe it you know.

I thought Tom was a good kid.
The way the Dursleys treat Harry is child abuse.

It is very disturbing to read.
Also I was premature about my opinion of Dobby.

He's a rider.
Just quickly. Godric's sword?

Come on Harry!!!
Harry is 13 years old and this child has ops from every angle.

Kilode.

The kid just wants to play quidditch and learn a few spells and school like.

Which one is Sirius Black again.
Sometimes I think these children are stupid.

The sneakoscope is going off when they are alone with a stranger they've never met before and they are talking about getting it checked in Hogsmeade.

Even Hermione is joining in with this idiocy.
Hagrid is a teacher 😭❀
The dementors are so scary.
I don't trust Lupin a lick man. Why is his greatest fear a crystal ball?

It is because he is a witch.
Peeves said Sirius tried to get into Gryffindor tower.

Jehovah.
I know that Severus hates Harry but I believe he is a good man.
Papa Albus ❀
The demontors are freaking me out. They are reminding Harry of terrible things.
Nimbus πŸ’”
Harry is a very stupid boy.
Ron and Hermione are such good friends. My heart.

That moment Harry sneaks up on them in Hogsmeade is so wholesome 😭❀
Sirius...Black...is Harry's godpapa???????????!!!!!!
My friend that I am doing the pub quiz with:
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This tweet actually belongs here: https://twitter.com/ClinicallyLuxe/status/1177281099631943680?s=19
Hermione is such a rider and these two knuckleheads are too stupid to realise.
Lupin is dodgy. I am so sure.
The boys are being mean to Hermoine.

And guess what?

They should have fockin listened to her.
They have sentenced Buckbeak to death!!!!
When Hermione gave Malfoy a dirty slap I nearly jumped out of my chair.

My queen.
They won the Quidditch Cup.

Harry the MVP!!!
Sirius Black is the grim. I'm going to vomit.
Crookshanks is satan.

That's why Scabbers hates him. Omg
Scabbers is a wizard??????
Too much is happening.
Lupin...is a werewolf...

I mean really. What is happening.
So uncle Sirius is a good man??????
Scabbers is evil. Wawu.
Hermione. The goatest GOAT.

My queen has a time turner!!!!
Special mention for the Centaurs and unicorns x
My darg Buckbeak 😭
Harry is a very stewpid somebody.
Omg. He is not stupid at all. He saved himself. And everyone else 😭
The ending of Azkaban:
Definitely best of the 3 I have read.

And you guys are saying it gets better???

I can't even take it!
Can I just say. Harry's patronus conjuring his papa's animagus to save himself and everyone else from the dementors is one of the best pay offs I've personally ever read.
Goblet. We move.
RIP Frank Bryce πŸ˜­πŸ’”
Man. This book is going to be mad.
Cedric Diggory ❀
Goblet is dark. What is this chaos after the Quidditch World Cup?
Hermione's concerns about House-Elf welfare is exactly why she is my queen.
This is Hermione's world, we're all just living in it.
Triwizard Tournament you say..?
Mad-eye Moody is my kind of wizard.
Is this thing on?

We are back.
Harry is the chosen one.

Resisting the imperius curse?

What manner of man!
I can't believe the goblet chose Cedric Diggory to be the Hogwarts Champion you know.

Genuinely thought Harry would magically be chosen.

Cedric is a good yout though.
OMDZ IT CHOSE HARRY FJFMFKFMDDDMMX
Harry James Potter. 14 years of age. He doesn't even know all of his magic yet 😭😭😭😭😭
Hermione β€πŸ’ž
This series should be about Hermione if we keep it 100.
I hate Rita Skeeter with such fervour.
Fleur is a pagan. 100%

And I get the feeling that Victor Krum is just a misunderstood child prodigy.
So Ron is a hater.

Is it my fault Voldemort couldn't kill me and I'm good at Quidditch?

Pagan.
Hagrid, Moody and Sirius >>>
JK Rowling might be a lot of things. But her ability to immerse you in the story??

I was 1000% in the dragon's enclosure in challenge 1.

My heart is racing.
Also...fuck Karkaroff.
If Hermione didn't teach Harry how to summon, that Horntail dragon would have turned him into Wizard suya. https://twitter.com/ClinicallyLuxe/status/1174365601961263105?s=19
Swear down Hermione went to the Yule Ball with Viktor Krum?!
Snape and Karkaroff...
(I know how this relationship ends) but Ron's treatment of Hermoine warrants a very serious flogging.
Loads has happened. Loads. Where do I start.

Challenge 2. Harry is mad honourable. I know he is annoying. But saving Fleur's sister as well as saving Ron?

Lets talk about Dobby being the MVP that even gave Harry the solution to breathe under water for one hour.
Uncle Sirius and Buckbeak ❀

I love how Sirius looks out for Harry. Now I worry less that he has no parents.

Madam Maxine is a pagan. Glad Hagrid is giving her stiff air now.

Severus fucking Snape. Of course he had been a death eater. Spawn of Satan.
Moody is my 100% new fave. He is quite literally a mood. A cantankerous old drunk who is irrefutably wise.

Crouch was a pagan even if he wasn't evil.

And can we talk about Albus' pensieve?! The things that man has seen in this life!!!
Cedric's dad is a wanker
Professor. Moody. Is. A. Death. Eater.

If I scrim this night.
One of you needs to come and get me because what the fuck is this
Cedric πŸ˜­πŸ’”
What is upsetting me is all of you watching me tweet nice things about wicked people or bad things about good people and I know you're just laughing to yourselves.
Its not even fucking Moody. Its an imposter???
Crouch's SON?????!!!!!
Goblet of Fire was an absolute rollercoaster my word.

Cornelius Fudge is a pagan.
In the first chapter of Order of the Phoenix, Dementors attack Harry near his Aunt and Uncle's house.

If this is the energy this book is on I'm already tired of it.
Now the (real) Moody has showed up?
Cedric Diggory really died.
They really sent the Wizarding Avengers to come and collect Harry from Privet Drive.
Percy is another pagan. Uppity prick.
Who would have known all the pure bloods are related? Not me.
Why don't Hermione's parents worry about where their daughter spends her summer holiday? Lol

If that was my parents I wouldn't have a clue what as going on until I got to Hogwarts on September 1st.
Papa Albus came to save Harry from Cornelius 'Wanker' Fudge at his trial.
Also Mrs Figg >>>

An MVP.
I can't wait for Lucius Malfoy's downfall.
Luna Lovegood is so weird lol.

Also - who opened Harry's third eye? Now he can see horses drawing carriages but for the previous 4 years he couldn't πŸ˜•
Professor Umbridge 🚩🚩🚩
The punishment she set for Harry in his detentions is probably the most repulsive and distressing thing I've read so far in all 5 books.
Pansy Parkinson just said something to Angelina about her hair. This is racist.
Umbridge has dissolved all groups.

I can't wait for her to receive a serious flogging.
I'm about 40% through Phoenix and this book is pissing me off so much.
Harry and Cho is not something I'm in support of.
Harry should have gotten the opportunity to fuck up Malfoy's shit properly since he was going to earn a lifetime ban from Quidditch anyway
I'm enjoying the DA training sessions.
If Dolores Umbridge does not get her comeuppance JK Rowling is cancelled.
I am still not in support of this relationship. Cho is depressed lol how is no one seeing that https://twitter.com/ClinicallyLuxe/status/1233293650546872320?s=19
This Harry and Voldemort symbiosis is just insane.

The only good thing about it is that he saved Arthur Weasley's life.
I don't know how Harry is not in therapy. Because his life is FUBAR.
Lowkey...I like Snape. Even though he is a prick. He's like...a good prick you know?
I'm so proud of Neville's progress as a wizard.
I don't know why I'm so scared of Bellatrix Lestrange even though so far we haven't even encountered her yet. They've just talked about her briefly.
This. Freaking. Book.
Occulmency classes.

Finding out James Potter is a prick.

Firenze becoming Divination teacher.

Papa Albus taking the fall so that Harry could buss case 😭😭😭
**James Potter *was* a prick. Now I like Severus even more.
Why has this child chosen to break into Professor Umbridge's office????!!!!
Fred and George >>
Why the hell is Hagrid bringing a fockin giant back to Hogwarts? And asking the children to take care of him????
Hagrid is so stupid.
Voldemort has Sirius!!!
Umbridge has caught Harry in her office using the Floo network. Kmt.
She sent the dementors after Harry in the summer. If this woman does not die. Slowly. And painfully.
😊
I don't know if she is dead. But I know Ronan and Bane will deal with her.

Also. Grawp >>>>>
I love Hermione so much.
Sirius...
Papa Albus ❀
If I was a kid maybe I wouldn't worry so much about this but Harry needs some emotional support...

He basically alluded to wanting to be dead rather than experience what he is experiencing...
The prophecy. Whew.

Also why are Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle still allowed in school now that everyone knows that they are descendants of bad stock?
Also Bellatrix Lestrange is actually so scary.
Sirius is really dead. Uncle Sirius.
I am sad for Harry.
The way Sirius died is still disturbing me. So sudden. No closure.

Died like a real one though. Fighting.
Time to start Halfblood.
I only care about watching the Order film because I know that whole act in the department of ministries must look amazing visually.
One chapter in and Voldemort is cutting bridges in half, killing people with giants and dementors are everywhere.

Here we go.
What the HELL is Snape doing???
This plot twist is unacceptable.
Tonight's Harry Potter commentary is sponsored by gin. And autocorrect. Enjoy.
I'm angry all over again because I thought Snape was a good man. https://twitter.com/ClinicallyLuxe/status/1231012626458664960?s=19
Draco Malfoy is a death eater and Severus Snape has been giving the defence of the dark arts job.

What a terrible start to this book.

Also Slughorn is very...irritating.
Who is The Half-blood Prince?
Voldemort's mother πŸ’”
I just remembered this happened https://twitter.com/ClinicallyLuxe/status/1238758548491898881?s=19
Tom Riddle was a horrible, wicked child from the very beginning.
I know about Harry and Ginny (pre commencing the series spoiler) but reading about his raging jealousy over her kissing Dean Thomas is hilarious.

So is the dynamic between Ron and Hermione. I don't know why she would give him the time of day.
Harry knows about the Unbreakable Vow. Thank God.
Scrimgeour is a calculating, conniving man.
Tom Riddle found his family, killed his father and grandparents then came back and altered his uncle's memory so he would take the fall. At 16 years old?
Slughorn is perhaps the most dishonourable character I've come across in all the books.
What on earth is a Horcrux?!
Harry is so arrogant and tactless sometimes.
I forgot to comment on Katie Bell being poisoned in Hogsmead but now that Ron has also been poisoned (in Slughorn's office πŸ˜•) this is a lot more disconcerting.
Luna is commentating on the Quidditch match v Hufflepuff and I can't stop laughing
Connor McLaggen is such a bum.
The Hepzibah Smith murder was quite chilling.
Why did Voldemort come back all those years later to ask if he could teach at Hogwarts? Upon all of his evil exploits in his time away from the school? πŸ˜•
What is Malfoy doing in the room of requirement?
I can't believe Harry was seriously thinking about using his lucky potion to get Ginny to break up with her boyfriend and go out with him with Ron's approval.

Men and their shortsighted-ness <<<
I don't trust Tonks.
He got the memory from Slughorn. Good lad.
I know what a Horcrux is now...
There are 4 horcruxes to find and destroy before killing Voldemort himself.
Papa Albus said he will let Harry come with him to destroy the next Horcrux he finds...
The exchange between Harry and Papa Albus about being marked as Voldemort's equal was very enlightening.
I can't believe Harry is plotting on Ginny like this.
Tonight's commentary is sponsored by one bottle of Malbec. Happy Friday x
Katie Bell is well and back at school. Bless God.
Malfoy was going to use an unforgivable curse on Harry...
Harry then used the Halfblood prince's curse Sectumsempra to defend himself and Malfoy started haemorrhaging blood?????!!!!!
THEN SNAPE CAME?!
I know who the half blood prince is. Only someone with great Wizarding prowess but also incredible evil would invent a curse like Sectumspectra. Only one person in the history of Hogwarts.
I had my suspicions before but now I am sure.
Why is Harry so hell bent on keeping this copy of Advanced Potion Making when it belonged to such a psychotic entity?
He has opened the room of requirement.
Why is Harry so hell bent on keeping this book and enduring unnecessary punishment as a result?
1. Snape is a very sadistic man. I've completely returned to despising him.

2. Why the hell did Harry kiss Ginny lmao. Is he mad?
Ron has given him his blessing. So be it.
Ginny has a great personality. I enjoy her defiance.
Hermione is suggesting that the half blood prince was a girl called Eileen? She's almost never wrong.
Snape heard Trelawney's prophecy?
What is this potion Papa Albus made Harry force feed him?
Omg the dead people in the lake are trying to come out of the water 😭
Inferi 😱😱😱
Papa Albus saved Harry with fire. Mon Dieu.
They make it back to Hogsmeade...only for The Dark Mark to have reappeared????
Above Hogwarts!
Malfoy you little prick.
He had Madam Rosmerta under the Imperius curse?
SNAPE ATTACKED PAPA ALBUS?!
Greyback even came and killed many children? What is this book?
Ginny ❀
Hagrid 😭❀
Snape has to duel Harry. Fucking weasel.
SNAPE. IS. THE HALFBLOOD. PRINCE.

SEVERUS. SNAPE.
Papa Albus
Who the hell is RAB?
Bill Weasley. Disfigured for life? 😭😭😭😭
Albus Dumbledore is dead.
Tonks is in love with Lupin? That's nice. But Albus Dumbledore is dead.
This is...extremely sad.
Papa Albus
I can't believe it. I will not be starting deathly hallows today. I have one more chapter left of Halfblood and I think I will take a break.
Umbridge came to the funeral? And that parasite Rita Skeeter?!
Terrible. Terrible ending.
I'm glad the centaurs and merpeople came to pay their respects.

And I'm glad Harry told Scrimgeour to fuck off.

But. Terrible ending. Terrible.
Albus Dumbledore is 1000% my favourite character. Well. he's tied with Hermione.
**was
Snape is the greatest example of the danger of incel culture btw. Bullied at school. Devises evil spells. Joins a cult for importance. Spends his whole life pretending to be good because his evil totalitarian leader goes underground -only to betray the one person that ever helped
I need vengeance.
Buckle up children. We're in the Endgame now.
I still cannot believe that incel Snape.
Who is the prisoner Voldemort is keeping at Lucius Malfoy's house?!
Tonks and Lupin got married x
Voldemort killed that poor woman and fed her to his snake?!
So Papa Albus' dad was evil?
He lived such a sad life :(
Rita Skeeter is truly repugnant.
Albus Dumbledore is dead.
Hello friends. Can I ask you all a favour please? Let me lament in peace. Even if I'm completely on the wrong track. If you allude to something else, even without being explicit it sort of takes away the magic (lol) of it. This has largely been a very pure experience for me❀
Let us resume where we left off.
Chapter 4 is one of the most tense chapters in the whole franchise. The polyjuice plan seemed almost fool proof.
Then out of nowhere. 30 death eaters on brooms? Voldemort flying on nothing but his evil ambition?
Where the fuck is Hedwig? Is she dead?

Is Hagrid dead? He fell off the motorbike?!
Hedwig
Okay Hagrid isn't dead and they made it to Tonks' parents' house.
So many people missed their portkeys 😭
Hedwig being dead is making me so sad I can't even lie.
Lupin is telling Harry to use stronger spell and curses and to be honest I really and truly hear that. Leave those little spells for the playground.
Snape was one of the death eaters chasing and cut off George's ear.
Mad-Eye πŸ’”
This is not working to lift my mood? πŸ˜•
Why did JK just decide that loads of people should die from book 4 onwards????
You know I didn't even say anything about the fact that the Horcrux Harry and Papa Albus went to get was fake.

I can't believe Papa Albus died for nothing
Hermione ❀

Such a rider.
Papa Albus left Harry Gryffindor's sword in his will?!
I enjoy how indignant and insubordinate Harry can be when it comes to authority that doesn't deserve respect. His face off with Scrimgeour on his birthday >>>
I don't know why Bill and Fleur's wedding has me on edge. But I feel like something bad is going to happen.
Also Luna recognising Harry despite him using polyjuice to resemble someone else is hilarious
Viktor came to the wedding. Ron's jealousy is palpable πŸ˜‚
Why is Luna's dad wearing Grindelwald's sign? πŸ˜•
Scrimgeour is dead and the ministry is in the hands of Voldemort and his death eaters.
Without Hermione, Ron and Harry would be dead. She had all the things they needed packed and ready to go and on standby at all times. A queen.
Nowhere is safe.
They made it to Grimmauld Place. Good.
Now I know that Voldemort was evil to Kreacher I have to look at him differently.
Sirius's brother is RAB. He took to Horcrux 😭❀
See Mundungus Fletcher yeah? That pilfering little prick.

He deserves an unprecedented flogging.
Lupin came to the house 😭❀
The death eaters are framing Harry for Papa Albus' death πŸ˜•
The way Harry read Lupin for wanting to leave Tonks to come on an adventure >>>
Umbridge has the locket. Umbridge.
Snape has been made Headmaster of Hogwarts. Things get worse every day.
The evolution of Harry and Kreacher's relationship >>>
Forgot to live tweet but these children are reckless and I maintain that they would be dead without Hermione.
Deciding to start stupefying ministry officials inside a trial is peak Harry. Impulsive and reckless.
They can't go back to Grimmauld Place ever again either. Nowhere is safe. But praise God, they got the locket from that toad Umbridge.
This should really be in this thread https://twitter.com/ClinicallyLuxe/status/1247242009540268034?s=19
What does Voldemort want from Gregorovitch?
Harry cannot conjure his patronus :(
It was the locket.
Ron is the weakest link in this friendship. Good for nothing.
They're in a tent in a field. Ted Tonks is outside. So is Dean from Hogwarts. They're with goblins. On the run from the the Ministry.
Ginny tried to steal Gryffindor's sword from Hogwarts?
Reckless just like her man.
The sword is even fake.
Where did Papa Albus leave the real sword..?
Yeah Ron is a prick.
Why does Hermione love him? He is useless.
James and Lily were only 21 when they died :(
I don't know why but when Hermione made a wreath for Harry to put on his parents' grave it made me cry πŸ’”
The chapter I am reading!!!!
JESU CRISTI
Bathilda Bagshot is dead and Nagini is inside her body?????
Harry's wand is broken 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
Hermione saves the day. AGAIN.
Hermione Granger and the two men she carries. That is what this should be called. Well one. Since Ron fucked off. Punk.
Looks like I have to take back the mean things I said about Ron.
He saved Harry's life!!!!! And destroyed the horcrux even though Voldemort tried to rattle him 😭😭😭
He even brought a spare wand. Now Harry has a weapon again.
Wow, Voldemort's name is jinxed.
The new wand is wack.
They've gone to see Luna's dad. I wonder what they will learn here.
The sign of the deathly hallows?!
Harry has a deathly hallow. He has had one all along.
Mr Lovegood is a snake!
I cannot believe this is happening.
The ministry have taken Luna 😭
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