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i regret taking ap lang and comp: a thread
day 3: i literally feel like i’m being psychologically interrogated the moment i walk into dryer’s room and made to feel as though i will never amount to anything bc i have no clue how to understand virginia woolf’s stupid fishing anecdote.
day 4: dryer has made me hate going to school. she makes me want to curl up into a ball and cry.
day 5: angela called me out for writing my quote on the board in a different and CORRECT way than everyone else even though it perfectly demonstrated virginia woolf’s “gear shift.” suck my toe angela
Day 7 prt. 1: i haven’t even gone to class yet and i’m already angry at angela bc i know she’s going to mark me off for having the wrong main point even though she never talked about the main point like we were supposed to in class. but whatever.
Day 7 prt. 2: i was supposed to finish a college essay for ap lang after school, but of course, I was not able to sit down and start writing it till 8 and I ended up falling asleep bc i’m existentially drained and now its four hours late bc it was due at midnight but fuck it
Day 14: i love when people dominate socratic seminars so i can never talk so then dryer numerically rips me apart and statistically shows me how stupid i am. how’s a big dumb? i’m a big dumb
Day 20: dear angela, when i said can you read my piece and give me feedback because my group sucks, i did not mean please take my heart and soul and put it through the seven layers of hell and put my self esteem in an eternity of purgatory, but by all means, go ahead.
day 20: that moment when angela destroys ur writing and self esteem
day idgaf of ap lang: just thought i’d bring this thread back to say THE FUCKING SYNTHESIS PAPER. THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LIFE-RUINING, WASTE-OF-MY-TIME, BRAINCELL-KILLING SYNTHESIS PAPER !!!!!!!!!!!!
