ok i just discovered. ive been pronouncing "tirade" wrong...

ive been pronouncing it "tee-rahd" instead of "tie-raid"........ https://twitter.com/OrdinaryXtreme/status/1158011211822325763
i found another example of this too ww https://twitter.com/OrdinaryXtreme/status/994560649782026240?s=09
the tirade thing is bc i thought the word had a romantic origin, so i made the it have a hard "a" while ignoring the "e" www
another episode im this saga

ive been pronouncing reagent as "ree-junt" until just now, when i realized the german word Reagenz existed, and thus it should be pronounced "re-agent"
new episode.

americans pronounce turqoise tur-kois instead of tur-kwa.

i thouGHT IT WAS A FRENCH WORD 😭
new episode

merriam webster: chaste is pronounced "cheyst"

me: ive been reading it as "chas-tĂš" since 2012 so im gonna keep doing it

mw: N O
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me: if Lich (the fantasy creature) is pronounced with a hard "ch" i am quitting english. its "lih" with a throaty h, like in german

english: its pronounced "litch"

me: thats it im done, bye english
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i just learned bologna is pronounced like baloney and not bolo-nya
ITS PRONOUNCED BOLO-NYA IN ITALIAN BUT THE ENGLISH SAID FUCK ROMANCE LANGUAGES
episode thats not so new

recently learned that melee is pronounced may-lay and not muh-lay like ive been saying my whole life

why is one E pronounced the same as two Es. it makes no fucking sense 😭😭
new episode

yesterday i learned the first o in opossum is silent

im so upset
new episode

i just learned that viscount is pronounced with a silent s and the i is pronounced eye.

so its not vis-count like ive been saying it, its vai-count
New episode that isnt that new

Recently learned that clique is pronounced like "click" and not like "cleek"
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