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I’m gonna make a thread of things that make me laugh daily, here’s today
Another one
I skipped a day cause yesterday was awful but sometimes i make myself laugh lol enjoy this out of context I’m still cracking up
While helping Lucy move in: “oh that’s gonna be heavy, that’s my bowling ball”
“Maybe it’s not the alcohol, maybe it’s you”
“I’ll never come again dude” @trotvox
*me carrying a mad dog to the bathroom*
Lucy: “drink some WATER”
Lucy: “drink some WATER”
I’m having a hard time right now so today it’s not a laugh but a smile
“Straightys” - @trotvox
“Im about to get messy” - @crystalgemzz
“Hold up I’m gonna get the beers out of the trunk”
“McChickens On World Off” - @crystalgemzz
“LASSSTTTTT NIGHHHTTTT”
“I am Rihanna 2009”
“No ones ever tried to fight me except that bitch from 6th grade”
“We pregamed so hard we treegamed, fucking treegamed”
Just saw someone get a blowjob at paddy’s
It’s still happening
“Let me tell you, some fucking redneck-“
“Fucking pigeon ass”
*pees in the retaining wall blocks* fuck white people - @JuliDaCutie
AHAHHAHA @dannysmess
Rat boy
I’m really out here like this huh
