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Thread of some of the things @sukriti_vats says:
"I saw this on the dark side of pinterest"
"We either have to lick it or put it in"
"I'm a cat person." *purrs loudly*
"No one even sends me an unsolicited d*ck pic. Where will I watch po*n?"
"I think you're paving the way for a threesome. It's definitely on the cards."
Sukriti while we're discussing the alternate topics our professor could have given us to write opinion pieces on, instead of the 2002 riots, "She could have given us so many other topics instead. Just look at the writing prompts on Pinterest!"
"What's the word for marred? Oh right. Marred!"
"Transparent top? Hey even I want to wear one!"
Me: I'll have to visit the local hospital today for my bad throat.
Suks: You know what? I'll accompany you.
Me: :)
Suks: I need to withdraw money (from the ATM there)
Suks: You know what? I'll accompany you.
Me: :)
Suks: I need to withdraw money (from the ATM there)
Suks knows John Mayer as 'the one who dated Katy Perry.'
"What could be the cuter version of your name? Tanishka is so,,,, thorny."
"What is your birthday plan? Tell me so I can change it."
"She knows too much. We have to kill her."
"I don't want to sound like a coffee fanatic but where is the coffee?"
Suks and I were talking about how all the work we do together turns out to disastrous.
Suks - "We should never make a baby together."
Suks - "We should never make a baby together."
"Show me your potatoes!"
Professor to Suks after spending 4 mins explaining something to her, "Did you get the point?"
Suks - "Yes sir."
As soon as he turns away, Suks to me, "I did not get the point."
Suks - "Yes sir."
As soon as he turns away, Suks to me, "I did not get the point."
"I had TOLD my dentist to reduce my teeth size, why didn't he listen to me!"
"Everyone seems to be interested in the delicacy of the night" - Sukriti on the slightly bigger than usual fryums of our canteen
"Don't buy birds. They aren't real." (yes this thread is back 
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