Bible meme thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧵" title="Thread" aria-label="Emoji: Thread">:
(Drop a meme and caption it with a moment from the Bible)
I’ll start:

Joseph: I had another dream guys

Joseph’s brothers:
Noah: Guys get in the ark there’s gonna be a flood

Niggas:
*later that day*
Niggas:
Jesus: one of you will betray me

Judas:
God: Cain where is your brother

Cain:
*Jesus heals someone*

Pharisees:
God: By this time next year you will have a child

Sarah:
*the day after Abraham tries to sacrifice Issac*

Abraham: let’s go for a walk son
Issac:
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