The “living with taylor” thread:
Gah bless the alpha gam house

“Man, I love ceiling nipples”

Taylor just asked three different people how their day was and none of them noticed or responded

If Taylor were a doughnut she would be the icing that gets stuck to the top of the box

“I realized in the shower, I am 20 years old, I am 5’5”, I wear a size 8.5 shoe, and I am done growing. This is it.”

I went to lexington today and didn’t tell taylor I was coming and now I’m scared she’ll murder me

“Mikaela I’m gonna get you a book. It’s called, ‘how to be a person in the real world’”

*taylor on a boy that she isn’t even really dating*
“He wore this shirt the first time we hung out so I took it

T “Mikaela I’ve been crying for the last hour”
M “oh no about what?”
T “So Kanye...”

Taylor learned to play baby shark on the piano from a tik tok

Taylor was scared to poop in the house for the first time so she had Jenna tell her when she was going to poop so she would feel more comfortable