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So I& #39;m eating lunch at this noodle spot, by myself... and this white dude with an Asian girl sit at the table to the right of me.
I& #39;m assuming it& #39;s their first time meeting cause he starts with "I read you& #39;re Japanese... do you like anime?"
Oh boy here we go
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I& #39;m assuming it& #39;s their first time meeting cause he starts with "I read you& #39;re Japanese... do you like anime?"
Oh boy here we go
Okay okay, so she said, "I used to when I was younger but not so much anymore," and then there there was an awkward pause... like 2min of silence and out of nowhere started to speak Japanese https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
This is getting super awkward cause she has no idea what he said. Omg I& #39;m trying to keep it cool here.
"Sorry I don& #39;t speak Japanese. I was born here"
"Oh. Your parents didn& #39;t teach you at home?"
"They don& #39;t speak Japanese either."
"That& #39;s weird."
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"Oh. Your parents didn& #39;t teach you at home?"
"They don& #39;t speak Japanese either."
"That& #39;s weird."
what is he doing
They started talking again. She& #39;s in marketing and he& #39;s an art student.
He& #39;s showing her his art on his phone! I wanna see his phoje but it& #39;ll be too obvious ahhhhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
He& #39;s showing her his art on his phone! I wanna see his phoje but it& #39;ll be too obvious ahhh
"That& #39;s so cool!"
"Yeah I have a bunch of really interesting characters I& #39;m designing."
"Thats so cool! brb I& #39;m gonna use the restroom."
Oh man I don& #39;t think she& #39;s coming back LOL
"Yeah I have a bunch of really interesting characters I& #39;m designing."
"Thats so cool! brb I& #39;m gonna use the restroom."
Oh man I don& #39;t think she& #39;s coming back LOL
Ah crap I can see the guy looking at me... don& #39;t talk to me! I know nothing!
OMG SHE CAME BACK!
They& #39;re ordering now.
Oh man... I finished my food but I wanna know what happens... I& #39;m gonna order dessert LMAO
Oh man... I finished my food but I wanna know what happens... I& #39;m gonna order dessert LMAO
"Do you play video games?"
"Not really."
Bro...
"Not really."
Bro...
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