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So I'm eating lunch at this noodle spot, by myself... and this white dude with an Asian girl sit at the table to the right of me.
I'm assuming it's their first time meeting cause he starts with "I read you're Japanese... do you like anime?"
Oh boy here we go
I'm assuming it's their first time meeting cause he starts with "I read you're Japanese... do you like anime?"
Oh boy here we go
Okay okay, so she said, "I used to when I was younger but not so much anymore," and then there there was an awkward pause... like 2min of silence and out of nowhere started to speak Japanese
This is getting super awkward cause she has no idea what he said. Omg I'm trying to keep it cool here.
"Sorry I don't speak Japanese. I was born here"
"Oh. Your parents didn't teach you at home?"
"They don't speak Japanese either."
"That's weird."
what is he doing
"Oh. Your parents didn't teach you at home?"
"They don't speak Japanese either."
"That's weird."
what is he doing
They're both on their phones now. I took a peek and she's on Instagram.
They started talking again. She's in marketing and he's an art student.
He's showing her his art on his phone! I wanna see his phoje but it'll be too obvious ahhh
He's showing her his art on his phone! I wanna see his phoje but it'll be too obvious ahhh
"That's so cool!"
"Yeah I have a bunch of really interesting characters I'm designing."
"Thats so cool! brb I'm gonna use the restroom."
Oh man I don't think she's coming back LOL
"Yeah I have a bunch of really interesting characters I'm designing."
"Thats so cool! brb I'm gonna use the restroom."
Oh man I don't think she's coming back LOL
Ah crap I can see the guy looking at me... don't talk to me! I know nothing!
OMG SHE CAME BACK!
They're ordering now.
Oh man... I finished my food but I wanna know what happens... I'm gonna order dessert LMAO
Oh man... I finished my food but I wanna know what happens... I'm gonna order dessert LMAO
"Do you play video games?"
"Not really."
Bro...
"Not really."
Bro...
I messed up the thread and made a new one... but you can continue reading here: https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161032993466540033
