This is the top piece of world news that the algorithm has chosen for me
The Algorithm continues to expand my horizons.
The Algorithm showed me this ad just now and... sigh. I just want to go back to being an immature woman.
Even the algorithm is stressed out these days.
Modern advertising targeting is a privacy nightmare, just look at the data they have on us.
I am starting to sense a theme in the shitty ads being served to me lately.
...I no longer can sense a theme in the ads that The Algorithm is serving to me lately.
What the hell have I said online to deserve this ad being targeted at me
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