this candle should help us stopping the dump iwo

bullish close coming up in 25 minutes <3

*smol ting hugs friendly candle*

<3

leak from (one of) my paid group(s)

only 3 spots left!

#pumpitloomdart
#ad

what should the smol ting do next? punp or dunp?

#ad

punp it is D_D

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PUNP!

P_q

good luck G_G

#yellowfakeloomline

oke, weak loomline attempt discarded, let's dunp back to the white line, shall we?

pleas

u didn't believe did u?

reee gfy

this shit takes a couple of (smol ting's) lifetimes to unfold - if it even does, that is

smol ting is grateful for speeding things up a bit

#hamcat
#scamcat
#scamdart

wat now sir ham Cat

zoomed in, 12h timeframe for immediate glory

#shortlifespansucks
#frequentupdates
#ad

smol ting is getting crushed here

pleas send thoughts and prayers - if u can spare any

D:

not very precise

:<

dats a beautiful candle in the making ngl aw

1h to go iwo

#punpit

all is well

pleas don't crush the smol ting aw

updating every 20 minutes cuz life is short

u have no idea how short actually... :c

stay the course, scamcat, stay the course

#scamdart
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let's do that finishing move up

pls :3

shit's taking its tym o_o

#punpit

fkn sloth

can we hurry up plz

smol tings don't exactly live forever o_o'

WWAHCD

What Would A HamCat Do

excite

fkn hell, just attaching the forked thread here

stoopid smol ting https://twitter.com/inversebrah/status/1169431445053378560

much lines

there's magic in the air...

shh

is oke

still 2.5h to go, but hisoka is horny again

this time chasing them bears for some fuccery

new smol ting's moved the yellow arrow for clout chasing reasons (the previous smol green ting has been stepped on accidentally... anyways, i'm a new smol green ting)

i have no idea what hisoka is doing btw :|

smol ting is content

down we go

WHITE LINE PROTECC

smol ting no joke

plebtangle next

#junkied_aw

removed that pesky aw yellow line

also, white line protecc

#hamcat_pleas

imajin thinking that white line won't protecc

head hit concrete? opened paid group? good, good

the collapse will be glorious aw

y'all will ask #howdoeshedoit

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for those curious about how the white line can protecc for so long, let me reveal the real reason... :3

smol ting has flown over the danger zone lest get skewered aw

*observing smol empire atm*

*smol ting stunts on disbelievers*

*smol ting observes*

fkn wind is messing up the setting

joining forces aw

smol tings are in the fridge now - resting - after a long and tough battle

smol tings don't even need to stand guard anymore

thiccer line does the job just fine aw

smol ting had to return, the siege is relentless

the world deserves the kind of justice only the smol ting can deliver

reinforcing the plebtangle while fiteing the green candles has taken its toll on the smol ting - it has retreated into the depths of the fridge for now, trying to rest aw

*His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin.*

Free folk don't follow names, or little cloth animals sewn on a tunic ... They follow strength. They follow the man.

*The night is dark and full of terrors.*

trying to save the world alone is a lonely and bittersweet mission

the Wall has been breached, the others have fled

how long will the plebtangle stay virgin? tune in for the next episode to find out!

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smol ting is jaded and tired

needs protecc

plebtangle rekt aw

for marketing purposes smol ting will use the 5D linechart aw

has the smol ting finished with its mission?

no one knows, no one talks about it

LOOMPOO GIVE US GUIDANCE PLEAS

smol ting has trapped chinese bits Coin in the plebtangle

smol ting is content now

plebtangle is longer now

smol ting thinks it can't hold the bits Coin much longer tho

smol ting hopes for a sweep of ~8600-8800 as wassie, secretly ngl v_v

the plebtangle was summoned into existence on the 3rd of October

it'll keep the corn hostage until further notice from the smol green ting

also, fuck the CME for sweeping them lows mentioned previously without leaving a mark on smol ting's chart

aw

clout missed, even tho rightfully earned D:<

so

plebtangle didn't hold and smol ting couldn't give "further notice" since he was brutally murdered by @loomdart and @CryptoDonAlt. :|

at least the last will of smol ting for a sweep low to $8600-8800 was respected by the market, so there's that :|

#howdidhedothat

#throwback

how far have we come aw

ngl *lies anyway*

*fast forward 4 months*

*price is the same*

*dies in smol*