y’all know how hov be saying slick shit before/after his verses sometimes? what would y’all one liners be like? mine would be “aye make sure you put a napkin under my chicken to soak up the grease baby”
“yo I tried to tell these niggas I’m like... I’m like Serena Williams with the racket but still ratchet dig me” lmaoooooo
“You niggas be like broiled salmon. Hard on the top layer but on the inside y’all not done. I’m more of a pan sear. It’s young!”
“My nails was wet so before I came in the booth TyTy had to open the door. Yo TyTy tell these niggas I’m done opening doors!”
“Yo when I pulled up and opened the door they asked me if I use Pink Sugar perfume. I told em this ain’t Pink Sugar this a Sweet Pink scented oil rollerball from the beauty supply. It’s not the cost of the scent, it’s the walk of the bitch you know. Taha”
“Yo TyTy crack the window so my edges can dry! It’s ya boy!”
Somebody send me the Party Life beat I need to slide LMAOOOOOO
“Ayo I told my hotel switch my pillowcases to satin and if they didn’t I was gon sue for racial discrimination. My ancestors ain’t pick cotton for me to fuck my hair up. It’s 2019”
“Nah these ain’t Scooby Doo’s these neck shoes. You know I keep a foot on they neck at all times niggas used to call me a chiropractor back in the day. Don’t get realigned. HA!”
“Yo my Canadian jawnt told me they don’t wear shoes in the house where he from. I told him make sure he got his on, his Uber outside. It ain’t a bench by the door either, you gotta put em on standing up. Good riddance.”
“Nigga asked me if I got Meek Mill braids under my wig. I’m like nah baby these fresh I’m like a young AI wit mine. I’m in my stylist chair like ‘What practice?’”
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