Tony Soprano buying a katana at the mall

Furio: Its sword?
Tony: Yeah its a japan sword. They make em the old fashioned way.
Silvio: Looks fuckin sharp, Tone.

Tony wildly swinging the katana around in the backyard.
Carmela: TOOOONE Stop swinging the sword around you're gonna have a heart attack.
Tony: HEY. I'm practicing the blade out here. When some intruder enters MY house, I wanna be ready.

Artie: Do ya gotta bring the sword in my restaurant Tone? I mean, no disrespect but you're scaring away some of my customers.
Tony: Artie, I love you. But you gotta start taking this seriously. What happens if a ronin walks in? You want I should just let him take the food? No.

Junior: Whats with the sword?
Tony: I'm doing bushido.
Junior: Whats this bushido? We never needed no bushido.
Tony: Get with the times Junior.
Junior: SO what, I'm supposed to buy a sword now?
Tony: Yes.

Paulie: hey Tone, I was thinkin maybe its time I get a sword.
Tony: You couldn't handle it Paulie. These things are sharp. Really fuckin sharp.
Paulie: I can handle sharp.
Tony: Not this kinda sharp. Leave it to the professionals.

Christopher: all the guys except Paulie got a sword now.
Adriana: And what, you don't got a sword?
Christopher: They'll give me a sword when they think I'm ready.
Adriana: Thats not how this works christopher. you gotta take things. Buy the damn katana.

Jennifer: The katana represents the phallus.
Tony: "Phallus" like what? Like a "prick."
Jennifer: Sure
Tony: WHOOOOA I aint no gay or nothin. I just want it to protect myself and the family. It centers me.
Jennifer: You're centered on the phallus.
Tony: My father never loved me.

Tony: Hey pussy, where's your sword?
Bonpensiero: Its in the car.
Tony: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!? If we get attacked by ninjas, you think I can fend them off on my own?!
Bonpensiero: Okay okay, take it easy.
Tony: Take it easy? THis is ninjas we're talking about.

Richie: TOny's got a sword now.
Janice: Don't worry about tony, its all because of some shit with Dad.
Richie: I don't know. Doesn't feel right. He's planning something.

Janice: I just shot Richie!
Tony: Calm down, calm down.
Janice: HE's Dead!
Tony: I'll handle it. *turning to furio and chris* Bring your blades we got some clean up to do.
Furio slings his katana over his back.

Anthony: Whats with dad's sword? Is he like a samurai now?
Meadow: No doofus, he's just insecure.
Anthony: Huh. Like he's worried about something?
Meadow: I guess.
Anthony: Its pretty cool. I wonder if he'll let me get throwing stars.