Thread by @caloongi, it haunts me to this day that jaehyun said one of his [...]

Jaehyun Derulo₁₂₇🌹

caloongi

it haunts me to this day that jaehyun said one of his body secrets is that he has a ton of body hair but we really haven't seen any proof of that... what if he goes on hiatus and comes back with a beard and a lush pelt of chest hair

for all we know he could have shaved his happy trail the morning this video was taken and this is actually just his happy trail's 5 o'clock shadow

jaehyun shaved his chest an hour before this photo was taken his hair grows faster than a chia pet

note the hair on his jawline (the jaehyun beard in its infancy) that's one fuzzy peach

and let us not forget the [chefs kiss] junibrow (the jaehyun unibrow) maybe if sm stylists weren't COWARDS who discriminate against this beautiful creature they'd let it be WILD and FREE the way nature intended

and as you all know i am currently writing my doctoral thesis on the jarmpit hair (the jaehyun armpit hair). to begin we have some quick flashes of it here in video format:

jarmpit hair on full display! I'll show this to my dentist the next time they ask me what I've been flossing with to keep my teeth so nice

tragically, he definitely shaves the jarmpits sometimes, as evidenced by the raw, untouched wilderness seen on occasion vs the comparatively barren landscape seen at other times

save the forests jaehyun! only you can stop deforestation!

jeg hair (jaehyun leg hair)? if you squint and believe enough,, you can see it!!

ten talking about how much he loves to pet jaehyun's arm hair- "he's like a puppy!"

no jody hair shines quite like the jarm hair does. jaehyun's arms are so fuzzy!!

jaehyun arm hair enthusiasts run in here and come get y'alls juice

even better documentation of the jeg hair (jaehyun leg hair)

>jeg hair /ENHANCE/

imagine how foolish my cc antis are gonna feel once i get my phd in jaehyun bodyhairology and they have to address me as Dr. Jaehyun Derulo when they send me hate

hey friends I'm back with more jarm hair !!

jaehyun peach fuzz!!

left unchecked these delicate beard sprouts would flourish and grow into a luxurious facial forest!!

absolutely no one asked but here's what jaehyun would look like with a beard

here's some more crumbs for the jeyebrow (jaehyun eyebrows) enthusiasts

[author's note: sadly the fight against deforestation continues and the junibrow is not present]

anon has presented a fascinating theory that could possibly be the big breakthrough I've been waiting for in my quest to find out where exactly all of jaehyun's voluminous body hair has gone

ANON THINKS JAEHYUN'S HANDS ARE SO HAIRY HE HAS TO SHAVE THEM DKXNSKSNDND I LOVE MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CAVEMAN

perfect day to bring this thread back because i need y'all to look at THIS look at his peach fuzz face and the JEST HAIR (jaehyun chest hair)

oh and here's some more jeg hair (jaehyun leg hair) ,, finally an HQ jeg hair shot!!

JAEHYUN HAPPY TRAIL

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