I’M SCREEEEAMING
i’m gonna go along with it I’LL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED X
honey https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
he’s gonna kill me
I’M IN TEARS
ahh here we go
the https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤫" title="Shushing face" aria-label="Emoji: Shushing face"> emoji made my skin crawl
FUCKS SAKE
going https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈️" title="Airplane" aria-label="Emoji: Airplane"> new york
ok now i KNOW this aint jake gyllenhaal
RYAN REYNOLD
FUCK i accidentally started a video chat think i’ve scared him off x
HOLD ON...... HE JUST GAVE ME HIS NUMBER WHO IS THIS HUMANNNN
i’m about to ruin this man’s life
LMAO i searched the number he gave me and it was an iowa phone number i think i rumbled him
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