I’M SCREEEEAMING

i’m gonna go along with it I’LL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED X

honey

he’s gonna kill me

I’M IN TEARS

ahh here we go

the emoji made my skin crawl

FUCKS SAKE

going new york

ok now i KNOW this aint jake gyllenhaal

RYAN REYNOLD

FUCK i accidentally started a video chat think i’ve scared him off x

HOLD ON...... HE JUST GAVE ME HIS NUMBER WHO IS THIS HUMANNNN

i’m about to ruin this man’s life

LMAO i searched the number he gave me and it was an iowa phone number i think i rumbled him