In SS2, I represented my school in a debate among Federal Unity Colleges organized by the Ministry of Education in Abuja. Topic - “HIV Does not Exist; AIDS means ‘American Invention to Discourage Sex.’” I was to argue ‘for’ this motion. And expected to win. https://twitter.com/DavidHundeyin/status/1159144456735662083
Yes, I lost the debate. I slipped into a panic attack for the first time ever in my life shortly before it started. It was so ridiculous that some schools pulled out. And no, my topic wasn’t even the worst.

I will never forgive Rukayat Rufa’i for organizing that rubbish.
Before then, I thought “Women Shouldn’t Be Involved In Nigerian Politics” was the most ridiculous debate topic I’d ever be given. I was wrong. I’m sure many of us who were debaters in secondary school have seen much worse. It is THAT bad.
For those of you who think I’m lying or joking: https://twitter.com/shadimythic/status/1159167458168705025?s=21
https://twitter.com/ikeoluwaaaaaa/status/1159169689714647041?s=21
Another person relates his experience: https://twitter.com/thenkennia/status/1159167691682435079?s=21
If you went to a Nigerian school and you didn’t debate on this topic, is your education even complete? 🤣🤣🤣 https://twitter.com/miss_nwawe/status/1159155304250187776?s=21
I found someone who was there. This was exactly how it happened. We all thought it was a summit & then they created debate topics on the spot. They had no plans whatsoever. Stupid, incompetent people. https://twitter.com/ikeoluwaaaaaa/status/1159177551820013568?s=21
Let’s not talk about the fact that it was so unplanned that the timekeeper had to use a malt can and a spoon as the “bell”. And then he kept dozing off like he was on codeine. It was very disgraceful and embarrassing.
Ever grateful to Zarah and Mariam in FGGC Bwari for giving me their bedsheets, mosquito nets and cornflakes because it was so cold and there were no windows and sometimes no food. I don’t know where they are right now but I’ll never forget their kindness. https://twitter.com/okemzuruoke/status/1159178261450186753?s=21
Mehnnn I’m tired.

https://twitter.com/teduoh/status/1159183235533955072?s=21
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See ehn. . . https://twitter.com/wulethephoenix/status/1159185833209016320?s=21
https://twitter.com/ethereal_ilo/status/1159395281827483649?s=21
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