descendants marathon

ben is such a little puppy i can't

carlos

im not gonna liveblog these first two cause i've seen them but when the 3rd one starts i will

my brother used to call her plain jane

doug is a short little nerd

A NERVOUS FUMBLING PUPPY https://twitter.com/wlwrue/status/1157385239527903233?s=21

i still don't understand why most people in the fandom didn't like him. he's practically soft jock excellence. he's so kind and sweet.

maleficent lowkey hit on jay icky

i will always stand by the fact that the stained glass reveal at the end would have been more impactful had they not showed it to the audience beforehand. full offense it was kind of a dumb directing choice.

LONNIE'S HAIR FLIP WHIPPING MY SOUL

UMA MY GIRLFRIEND

harry looking at uma is me

her vocals

"uma's so hot they'll get burned if they look." harry is spilling nothing but facts

okay but with china's vocals they really wanted us to think mal was the hbic when she rapped. uma OWNED that.

we're not even close to the end of this movie im getting ahead of myself. ben's such a sweetie

"washed out blonde with purple tips. you can't see where your face ends and your hair begins" literally my brother and sister the moment d2 started the first time they watched it

anyone harry and uma are a thing have you SEEN THEM

i will never understand why for an undercover op evie thought sticking his father's emblem all over his outfit was a good idea like visually i get what kara was thinking because all the outfits reflect their parents but NARRATIVELY it don't make sense

chillin like a villain is still my favorite number in this movie

cameron over there fuckin it up
i love his dancing in this one

like he didn't get to show it off that much in the first one

harry's accent

uma's laugh and her smile

ben's awkward singing
honey no

what's my name
what's my name
what's my NAME
saaay it looooouuuuuddd

a.k.a my favorite part of this scene

jay you sweet baby

"she's so h—pretty." me out loud about lonnie remembering my grandma's watching with me

i really don't like carlos and jane but they're cute in this scene or whatever

the way he looks at her in this part coming up

fairy god mother i love you

i went to take a shower so i missed the part where uma arrived and ben and her were being in love and junk but fairy godmother in the background of that scene KILLED ME

my tummy is nervous but DESCENDANTS 3 IS NEXT

at the same time im not ready :(

For Cameron

i was just saying i missed mal's narration

ooo i like this opening

CAMERON IS FUCKING IT UP AGAIN LOOK AT HIM

celia is adorable

ben is so cute but i hate the haircut

they're adorable shut up

DOUG SHDJDJFKFK

also does everybody's hair just get longer as movies pass lol doug's hair man

except mal's obvs

did i mention im in love with you shush you cutie i love you

oh they got mitchell to sing this time

without autotune like the 2nd

that was seet but is marriage really a good idea...

i like the hair now. it looks better covering his forehead

lady tremaine is really pretty
i didn't know about her casting

she has a heart

BEN IS SO AMUSED BY HER CARD GAME

HE'S AN ADORABLE PUPPY LIKE I'VE SAID COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE

poor audrey

AUDREY NO

why am i gasping i knew this

besides what this means i am so happy we finally got an audrey song

she's so pretty

this is crushing

evie and mal's clothes

when evie finds out it was mal's idea she will be crushed

mal's outfits are so fucking cute

and her hair

i...like evil audrey

THIS IS SO FUNNYSHDJFJFKFKG

chad stop being needy

i really like evil audrey

BEN'S ROOM IS SO CUTE LOOK AT IT

dr facilier is a pretty great dad

i love how harry says jay's name

CERBERUS IM SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM

oh...well that's disappointing it's a recording

i love hades so much lowkey

HADES HAS A MUSICAL NUMBER

im loving it

i love this one a lot more than D2 already

okay audrey curses him BET

UMA LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GODESS

smart girl i love her

they're gonna have to fight those knight suits i can see the set up right now I AM EXCITED

oop i was right

uma is so

i need to stop lol but im sad lonnie isn't in this one i know dianne wasn't on set for filming :(

lonnie would have been so great in this fight scene

THIS FIGHT SCENE the dancing is everything

cameron's dancing

the script for this movie man i love it

dizzy's having a nightmare

aww evie

i love this song

does he love me or does he love me not

uma and mal are over it

jane and carlos are cute

harry is so attractive

i take it back evil audrey is kind of scary

like scarier than maleficent how is that fucking possible

i am having so much fun with this movie and wait go back did harry call jay gorgeous face or was he talking about jane because i missed most of the sentence

DID HARRY KISS UMA'S FOREHEAD SHUT UP THAT HUG AND HEAD CRADLE WAS FUCKING CUTE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

uma and harry be like *lowkey in love noises*

this is getting deep

uma my queen

HARRY AND UMA

ben is gonna have a heart attack with all this news being dumped on him