Child birth. A thread.

The night before.
When you get to the room.
Just about at the 12 hour mark for the Cervidil.
When the BIG contractions kick in
Hear me out.

Uber Eats, but the person feeds you if your hands are full
If I appreciate my wife& #39;s lavender sandalwood essential oil strip, does that make me a Young Living rep?
For my Minnesota friends: if my child is born in Edina, does that make him a cake eater?

#HopeNot
An actual depiction of me tidying up the room before go time
Honestly, the crappy hospital coffee isn& #39;t bad!
The amount of times I& #39;ve wanted to "accio" something today is unreal.
Shoot. I don& #39;t have a sharpie
Whew. Forgot about this. Had er..stuff to do.

Well.
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