Me in the bathroom at work: a thread
In a big change of pace: daddy socks
Today I worked from home but we’re still sharing the fit pics (babe yes those are basketball shorts from my hs uniform)
Every picture of me on a good hair day is an endorsement for R&B from Lush
She’s a WFH hero
She took off her sweater and hung it off her arm like a flag
She’s working from home she’s moving in two weeks her room is messy and her mirror is smudged and she’s wearing a robe but no one has EVER seen her cry
Steve Jobs but if he was a cutie :)
Clueless (1995)
Different bathroom just to keep it exciting for you guys
Earrings by @tayloreyocom and @chelbawamba sent me the sticker on my phone in the mail :) clothes are thrifted :) hair I grew myself!!
She’s working from home and this is her hair
She’s working from home bc she has a migraine and needs to take her car to the shop
New glasses no one freak out!!!
Running on 3 hours of sleep but no one can tell bc the glasses are good!!
Working from this sunflower!!
Working from empty bedroom for the last time ever! Wearing overalls bc that feels like appropriate moving attire! If you’re bored and have a car help me later :)
I’m a sweater
Working from houseplant (this thread is an exercise in self love. Selfies at work are a defiant act and I encourage you to start ur own. I’m a big idiot and I love life.)
Work from bedroom work from Flapjack!!
Working from fluffy pillow
Work from kitchen (trying to stay creative!)
I have been slacking on these I’ve been in Italy (big time brag) my hair looks different hello
In stark contrast to yesterday I am working from home and wearing what is known as The Worst Outfit
I cannot stop laughing at how bad i look in this
I need for everyone to remember that actually I am pretty (except not today this picture is from Tuesday)
I’m sorry I wore an anime shirt to work https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜•" title="Verwirrtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verwirrtes Gesicht">
You know it really means a lot to me that you still make time for your old man
On the way to my work holiday party hehe
Im ron dickdurt and you’re watching ridiculousnest (found my brothers high school coat)
My chem shirt!!! Julia told me she likes these shout out to @j__c__k__
@howdyitshobert shirt!!! First ep on feb 6th!
Big! Black! Velvet! Dress!
Wearing an Iowa sweater to encourage people to talk about how fucked the caucus is with me :) underneath I am wearing a Bernie shirt! god bless!
The bathroom at home has been the bathroom at work for the past two weeks! Kisses!!
This is the time to try out your weirdest outfits people
I’m coming out of quarantine full miss frizzle mode babe! Yes that is Goku on my shirt and it makes it look like he’s wearin a dress!
Today I simply refuse to try https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ’•" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">
~_•* My Chemical Romance *•_~
Wearing a george’s shirt shout out Iowa city. I put on lipstick like that would make me more productive and so far it hasn’t worked at all.
Sorry I haven’t updated this the novelty of the situation has worn off and I’m not doin too hot https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜›" title="Face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tongue">
Guess how long it’s been since I washed my hair
Watch Atlanta on FX
26 is the perfect age to try space buns for the first time since 2003.
I miss putting on an outfit and people going ā€œgood outfitā€ without having to post it on the internet for affirmation
Wednesday adams but she’s on her way to volleyball practice
A rare one from my bedroom which I’ve rearranged so there’s more floor space (for activities)
I haven’t watched the MJ doc yet pls don’t be mad
Repping my friend @emoenmusic today :) go listen!
A study of pastels
Sry I put jeans on during the pandemic.
I bought a vintage tennis skirt
Everyone’s mad at me for wearing jeans
It’s called fashion mate look it up
The tennis skirt makes another appearance
Lil gummi bears
I rubbed the eyeliner off of my right eye on accident
If I don’t post I don’t exist
I am now at my parents house hi from the basement!!
Hi from the hallway! (No one likes that I still wear jeans sometimes)
Back in Chicago fruitlessly trying to take care of the bags under my eyes
Steve Jobs but it’s leg day
In an extreme act of vanity I’ve purchased a huge mirror.
It’s over for you biches
Can I get a go clippers
My bun is actually my second head (no free feet pics)
Getting chilly haha
In 40 years I will still be posting my decrepit ass on this thread and u little monsters won’t even appreciate
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